Holden McGroin

She's not even the hottest on X-Factor.

Another thread descending into a handbag fight between Stevie & Fish.

Get in. Best article EVER.

The Illusionist. Excellent movie Im off to watch Zombieland on Wednesday. Its supposed to be very funny.

Am I the only one that doesn't think Cheryl Cole is hot? I mean, obviously i'd bang it but I could name 100s of celebs i'd rather roger before her.

Thats about my "knock backs" to "chat ups" ratio. I still carry a condom though. Have you thought about wearing a mask? Only when I do the "surprise sex".

Waddle is awful.

Ian Darke normally does Boxing. Im not sure how football interests him. I agree though. Very good commentator. Did he not commentate on a Toon game this season?

Good call. He did a bit on Setanta for a while.

Garth Crooks??

I would go with: TV gantry: [Commentator]: Brian Moore (RIP) [Colour]: Jim Beglin (although I always liked Andy Gray in the early PL days & Big Ron was ok) In the Studio: [Presenter]: Jeff Stelling [Pundit #1]: Alan Hansen [Pundit #2]: Rodney Marsh (for the controversy)

Agreed, they're doing him a disservice. "Cacapa easily the best defender I have ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. That includes Woodgate tbh" Is that the exact quote?

If only I'd put my money where my mouth is sometimes! Quick overview; I didn't think we were any worse than we have been, they were just quick and positive (fair play to them) which exposed how slow and narrow we are as a side. Carroll and Ranger had one to forget, Guthrie can't take penalties and his confidence appeared to hit rock bottom after he missed. Just a word on Nicky Butt, I've always liked him and thought he gets a little bit more stick that he deserves, but the game totally passed him by and I think there's something seriously wrong with him. Whether it's a phyiscal thing or he's just lost the plot mentally he looks totally off the pace. I think the term you are looking for is "over the hill"

Me? I cant be bothered to find the direct quote but it was something along those lines.

"Great Jump", "Great Header"?. Les Ferdinand had a "Great Jump" and "Great Header". Nile Ranger clearly hasn't. He's fucking hopeless He is only 18 you bellend. Any idea where our "best centre half is since Woodgate" is at the moment? I just knew that would come up. Explain please?? who did this get said about? After a few games, he said something along the lines of Cacapa was the best Toon centre half he'd seen for NUFC after Woodgate. Total kneejerker tbh

"Great Jump", "Great Header"?. Les Ferdinand had a "Great Jump" and "Great Header". Nile Ranger clearly hasn't. He's fucking hopeless He is only 18 you bellend. Any idea where our "best centre half is since Woodgate" is at the moment?

Was hoping for more than that.

Nah, I hate the little twat.

Thats about my "knock backs" to "chat ups" ratio. I still carry a condom though.

1-1.

Stick Martins in that bracket too IMO See he's keen to mention that he's up against his old team-mate in the CL Without a doubt. If half what I've heard about him was true he took the piss much more than Owen. Come on, tell us what Pedro said. Or PM me.

He is so deep in the closet he is finding next years Christmas presents.

Erm, maybe the fact that you wont prove it.

This thread is marbled with it through and through. Prime psychological steak. Who'd have thought just being able to press such a passable amount would cause all that mental anguish. Fop, which is more likely here, everyone else is deluded or you are? Seriously mate, think about it, it's a dead giveaway for mental illness. As I've said, I think you're lying about your dumbell presses or whatever, but even if you are by some chance telling the truth and spend hours each day in the gym, it wouldn't make me jealous. I wouldn't want to look like that given the choice, even if it didn't involve any effort. So where's the jealousy? Not to mention we're also talking about you Fop, the saddest character on this board with only one person ever willing to defend you (who himself is mentally suspect ). Fop can tell you which is most likely, Fop can dumbbell press 120kg (2x60kgs) and most of the posters in this thread are terribly jealous of it (why would it matter if they weren't? ). I can say with absolute certainty that no-one is jealous of you. The whole issue of this thread is your delusion and you're the only one that cant see it. Its pretty sad.