Holden McGroin

Providing we get promoted of course.

Dubai -> Gatwick. You get endless amounts of entertainment (ICE) on Emirates. Pretty decent. Edit: I'm off to San Fran in a few months. Recommend any hidden gems to see (bar the Golden Gate/Alcatraz etc) ?

I watched the exact same 3 films on a flight at the weekend. 2012 - I knew what I was getting. Kept me entertained for 90 mins but generally a poor movie TIoL - The odd laugh but generally utterly forgettable Up in the Air - Nicely shot movie. Good acting. Again, utterly forgettable.

Another 'killer' quake. In turkey this time. 6.0 magnitude The end is nigh.

They should be higher than their current league position - but didnt everyone say that about us last year?!

Teaching Killer whales to do tricks. Genius.

shocking !

I read it as they were together when Terry was knobbing her. Apparently she shagged Gudjohnsen as well - before Bridge.

Wheres keegan's 2nd tier stats?

Its absolute dog shite.

Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Shes probably had more east end chod than Sunday dinners in her younger days, she needs a trip to Lemington! To be fair I've only heard a couple of tales about her and one of them probably isn't true. From the intelligence I've gathered she's no slag like or ever was, and believe me, mud sticks around these parts. Intelligence in Byker? You been drinking in the Raby again like Wacky? Cheryl is fucking mint and i wont have a bad word said about the lass! For all those giving it the "thick as fuck slag" bollocks, she can't be that thick to have got where she is and she's clever enough to walk away from a cheating husband unlike Terry's lass or Tess Daly. Hope she takes the slimy little cunt for all she can even though she doesn't need the cash. And as for needing a Byker lad there's nee way she'll shit in her own backyard, she used to the high life now she needs a lad from Gosforth! She clearly is not clever enough though as she gave Cashley another chance after he nailed some fugly hairdresses! I heard Bramble nailed her. And JJ.

I just sat back and enjoyed it.

Surely they have a HR department to report to before ringing a number.

Holden thinks Fop was tedious. The weight lifting comment, which eventually led to his disappearance was comedy gold.

The latest episode was great by the way. The answers are coming !

not much chance of him playing a big tournament for Wales though is there? Makes sense to me to sack off a bunch games that will mostly end in defeat for someone his age. Even though he has only played 8 games this year? Surely he'd want to play a bit more.

The Wolfman. Good acting from Hopkins and Weaving. There isnt a lot of different directions you can take a werewolf movie. Nothing new in this one. 6/10 - although decent enough, utterly forgettable

Who do you then fancy Parky?

Im not a huge fan of Peter Kay to be honest. He used the JLS/DHS joke at least twice as well.

I thought Ross was pretty amusing tbh.

Peter Kay on Liam Gallagher "What a knob". Classic. I dont know why i am watching this shit.

Gaga is mad as a box of frogs. She'd be dynamite in the sack though.

Seems 100% home & away record is only acceptable....

This has to go down in the hall of fame with the Cacapa comment. Brilliant! 5 in 6 games is it?

The general problem is that we have no centre midfielder that can put his foot on the ball and pass it. I knew Swansea would be hard to get the ball off. Thats just down to good coaching though.