Holden McGroin

Watersports? and the rest bestiality ?

Watersports?

That was the crack when we supposedly tried to buy him iirc. I thought Fred, Kenny and Paul Stretford had teamed up to form an agency. Didn't Stretford actually have office space at SJP under Shepherds regime. ah. Those terrible days when we were an embarrassment. Things are so much better now. Give it a fucking rest.

Well done for not taking any compo you angry ginger dwarf.

Lawson -> Beeney -> Alsopp Cracking nipple-on in that Beeney pic btw.

Andy Carroll is the new Mick Harford .

No but he once claimed Cacapa was one of the finest centre halfs these shores have seen since Bobby Moore. Yeah, genius comment.

Can we make this a 3-way by throwing in Nigella Lawson ?

Didn't Stevie and Sima have a bet? (i cant recall if it was about Baines though)

At least he might get some crosses in though and thats what Big Andy likes (if he isnt in jail by then).

If you cross Fergie then you are gone! Stam was the biggest shock (and Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud)

Have you seen the borderline boilers thread??? It should really be called anything around the "7 out of 10" thread to be honest.

Yeah, but it has pictures in the middle and end which entices him to keep reading.

Does Nolan get a choice???

I wouldnt say that was "Belta Minge" but I'd definitely smash her back doors in. More a one for the borderline boilers thread.

Any rivers about???? PM me please.

Crrrryyyyyy me a river. Or just PM me one instead please.

I nose where you are going with this.

Will somebody please post some fucking pics.

Carling is piss water.

Sniffer is the new Fop. Only a matter of time before he stops posting

How old are you mate?

Gibson and Coleman not starting seemed a bit odd. Especially Gibson.

Class. I'd never wear it though.

For some reason I switched on Kyle during my lunch yesterday. What a prize prick. I'd smack him if he spoke to me like that.