Holden McGroin

Andy Carroll is the new Mick Harford .

No but he once claimed Cacapa was one of the finest centre halfs these shores have seen since Bobby Moore. Yeah, genius comment.

Can we make this a 3-way by throwing in Nigella Lawson ?

Didn't Stevie and Sima have a bet? (i cant recall if it was about Baines though)

At least he might get some crosses in though and thats what Big Andy likes (if he isnt in jail by then).

If you cross Fergie then you are gone! Stam was the biggest shock (and Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud)

Have you seen the borderline boilers thread??? It should really be called anything around the "7 out of 10" thread to be honest.

Yeah, but it has pictures in the middle and end which entices him to keep reading.

Does Nolan get a choice???

I wouldnt say that was "Belta Minge" but I'd definitely smash her back doors in. More a one for the borderline boilers thread.

Any rivers about???? PM me please.

Crrrryyyyyy me a river. Or just PM me one instead please.

I nose where you are going with this.

Will somebody please post some fucking pics.

Carling is piss water.

Sniffer is the new Fop. Only a matter of time before he stops posting

How old are you mate?

Gibson and Coleman not starting seemed a bit odd. Especially Gibson.

Class. I'd never wear it though.

For some reason I switched on Kyle during my lunch yesterday. What a prize prick. I'd smack him if he spoke to me like that.

CT clearly just getting anything with Gemma Arterton in it.

She's known for her generosity to those of diminished stature. 2 or 3 bedrooms?

I'd be interested to see if he is the same player after a lengthy spell out. It seems to affect some players eg Owen, Smith but then not others like Bellamy

I haven't clicked on that but a lot of these hacking site actually hack you as you look at their site. I was speaking to top bod at a Firewall company a few weeks ago and he said unless you are using a Mac and Safari to browse said sites you'll get hacked in second.