Holden McGroin

Im sick of this "AP has assurances" bollocks. Dekka should just come out and say : " ANDY CARROLL ISNT FOR SALE AT ANY PRICE" . But he wont because they will sell for the right price.

Ex-public school teacher as well. Case closed.

Agreed that we didnt need to do the deal now. Very odd. If Enrique or Carroll are sold in January then there will be hell on. Ashley would show as about as much resistance as me getting a BJ off Megan Fox if a club put £12m on the table for Big AC.

It looks like they were sitting together at the xmas party pic.

Thats the best I have seen Perch play by the way.

Just watched all episodes of Extras (seasons 1 & 2). Above average. Im not a Gervais soopa-fan but I downloaded all the pilkington/merchant podcasts recently and have been pissing myself. This may have more to do with Pilkington though.

Although it would be nice to blame Pardew the faults clearly lies with Ashely for not strengthening the team appropriately.

great goal by Bale tbh.

Bartons passing has been fucking abysmal today.

Jonas.

I just use this : Footy links

Smudger with an over head kick. Magic.

FFS. If Tiote gets sent off here Pardew wants fucking done from behind with a 10" black-mambo strap on.

Id get Tiote off now. The ref will be desperate to send him off now. Get Ranger on for him.

Kaboul should be gone for that. Tiote could walk as well.

Blackpool beating mackems at Stadium of Shite. How do they do it? Amazing.

Im sick of these diving cunts.

I expect sustained pressure this half.

I think we should throw Spurs a googly here and put on the flmaboyant wildman Xisco just behind Big AC.

And if Alan Smith takes on everyone then nut megs Gomes we might as well.

What a fucking save!

Spurs players doing their best to fall over and try and get big AC booked everytime he goes near them. Scared.

Spurs CBs doing well against big AC so far.

Its our only hope of scoring tbh.

Simpson will be hard pressed to keep Bale quiet as well. This is going to be a like a horror movie. Face behind pillow.