Holden McGroin

I hate to say this but it is a nailed on defeat with that XI.

Brilliant. Perch v Lennon. Should be a good battle.

Dont worry. Im sure Mike has been on the phone to your chicken boys "I hear you have £5m. How about that for Andy Carroll?"

Ive never seen such bad finishing in all my life.

Give it a go. We could get humped 6-2 though if we do.

If we have a couple of lengthy injuries to key players then we are done for.

Where did you see that?

Im sure he is just doing it to piss is us off now. Although I've had this theory for a while.

Is AntiChrist the Willem Dafoe movie? Fucking weird and some distrubing scenes.

Ashely will snap any sort of half decent bid up for Carroll. We'd better hope the fat fucker sells up soon or we'll Big AC and anyone with an ounce of ability.

No - they sell a cover which has an inbuilt light which according to a couple of the reviews is a little bit iffy. You wouldn't read a book in the darkness would you? thats a pointless excuse in favor of a shit device with some serious flaws. ipad anyway Wouldnt the ipad be useless on holidays? Too much glare.

No - they sell a cover which has an inbuilt light which according to a couple of the reviews is a little bit iffy. You wouldn't read a book in the darkness would you? Eg When you missus wants to switch the lights off and you want to read.

Does it light up in darkness? I rad somewhere it wasn't backlit.

Happy Birthday Axewound.

Man City are built for counter attacking which is the only worrying thing.

Carroll has won absolutely everything today (or been fouled when not).

Excellent game for the neutral. Not so great for us yet.

Our bench looks worryingly crap. Next goal is vital.

Not enough pace in that 4-5-1. Hopefully Colo can restrain Tevez.

I don't think it is that. I believe h can't say anything until the LMA look into this as unfair dismissal. Same as Keegan.

Did he say anything of interest?

Must be a piss take.

I reckon he would fill in for Carroll if he gets injured/suspended. I wouldnt start him.

I want to vote for Parky. Get yourself up mate.