Holden McGroin

Not in my experience. Cheaper to fly from London to Newcastle.

He is just a slight upgrade on Best. Not worth it.

Why do you keep reading that website Tom?

I dont think I have ever seen him dive in.

I think the PL should be make them install one if they stay up this season.

Top 10 means a mid table team. Smells like Elmander or something like that with Swedish link.

Cameron Jeromes agent must be the best in the business.

Oh yeh, didn get him because of that I was typing his name in but it just wasnt working. I got fed up after that.

The Smith slaggings are a bit over the top especially when Guthrie was turbo-poop-cack when played recently. There is no-one in our squad that could lace Tiotes beautiful white boots and thats the main problem.

Its not looking good at the moment. Enrique - ill (hopefully be ok) Tiote - out Big AC - Possibly out Jonas - Possibly out The Mackem Destroyer - Possibly out Their situation is looking just as bleak, if not worse. Smith for Tiote (along with Perch for Jose) makes my sphincter twitch more than anything.

Its not looking good at the moment. Enrique - ill (hopefully be ok) Tiote - out Big AC - Possibly out Jonas - Possibly out The Mackem Destroyer - Possibly out

One of them had a nickname. Whats all that about?

I bet he is lying about the 0.5 as well. "A quick measure". Like anyone doesnt know their height.

Did you have hair like Jedward? I think that little white lie sums you up really.

Probably told him to get it just so he could jajajajajajjajaja at him.

Aye I've said for ages that a burrito shop in the town would make a killing. The way they roll them up in foil when you take them away makes them perfect hand-warmers for cold nights out too. One of the things I really miss about living in California is the lack of decent Mexican food over here. I was talking about the exact same thing on Saturday night. Its fairly cheap food as well.

Just got on with it. I didnt really have an appetite for learning (especially when the subjects didnt interest me) when I was younger. More interested in kicking a football around.

The red tops are desperate to get a story on him, So far he has had a few shots with him and his mates and shagged a bird. Keep digging.

If the lad had of moved his body infront of the challenge then it could of been very nasty. Great tackle in the end, but it was pretty dangerous regardless.

No they dont.

Arsenal fans booing and mega disgruntled. Arsenal look off their game today. Its not looking like they'll get an equaliser either. Prompt a goal any second.

According to Enriques facebook & google translation I dont think he is playing today.

Good idea really if you believe the player to be decent. These days all the rumblings about will they re-sign or walk for free, start a year before the contract ends so much better to have a decent run of 3 or 4 years without all that worry or crap going on. You'd hope that any player the management signs or offer a contract to is decent enough. Then you end up with players like Butt and Smith that you have to let run down their contracts because no-one is willing to take them off our hands/pay their wages. Not that I am saying it will happen this case of course - but it could ! With regard to the butt / smith scenario, that boils down to having an owner and that won't sanction such rediculous deals. Which we certainly have at the moment which is probably why we won't be getting bentley. With no controls it's too easy for a manager to go the has been route. There does have to be a little wiggle room though for the Bartons of this world. Contradiction-tastic yet again.

Leeds 1-0 up. Penna.

Good idea really if you believe the player to be decent. These days all the rumblings about will they re-sign or walk for free, start a year before the contract ends so much better to have a decent run of 3 or 4 years without all that worry or crap going on. You'd hope that any player the management signs or offer a contract to is decent enough. Then you end up with players like Butt and Smith that you have to let run down their contracts because no-one is willing to take them off our hands/pay their wages. Not that I am saying it will happen this case of course - but it could !