Holden McGroin

All my marras go out to the local on christmas eve, but I'm going to stop in this year with the wife and bairns. The youngest is nearly 5 and dead excited so I've said we'll stay up late and watch for Santa at the window and watch Home Alone 1. He'll have new christmas jarmas on aswell, it's the law . Quite sad to be fair but I'd rather see his excitement and feel fresh christmas day than be hungowa 'til teatime. A couple of years back my sister had saved up a fortune from her part time job to buy her boyfriend a shit load of presents for christmas. He rang her on christmas morning to say he felt sick (hungover) and would just see her on boxing day to swap presents. A quick phone call from my dad and he was in the car and on his way Did he offer him out? I see where you get it from now!

Parky clearly gutted that he didnt get a nomination so took the poll down with him.

Carrots? Milk as well? Whiskey and Mince pie all the way !!

Carrots? For Rudolph, howay man. Never heard of that before. Surely Rudolph wasnt allowed in the house? Or maybe my dad just couldn't be arsed to eat a raw carrot.

Carrots?

You're a disaster, man. Fucking shambles. Mods. Delete and start again with someone more responsible in charge !

Worst poll ever.

I think thats Xmas tbf.

No LeazesMag in either?

I will if I haven't pulled before last orders. *shakes head*

Someone give Meenz a pity vote.

Aye Manc-Mag and Chez should be in it.

Chez should be up for the General chat poster tbh. I like it when he shuts down CT.

Actually I think he's quite knowledgable but tries a bit hard with the vocab I disagree with that Alex which means you are also out of the running for my vote now ! Oh come on, he does try too hard Good recovery. You're still in the running. Just.

Parky is a UFO sighter. Happy Face loves Excel.

Actually I think he's quite knowledgable but tries a bit hard with the vocab I disagree with that Alex which means you are also out of the running for my vote now !

Who put The Fish forward? Its made a mockery of the whole poll.

How come no-one is putting forward Alex, yet he is both polls ? FIX !

Holden McGroin.

Agreed he's slacked right off. Mellowed out.

I dont think we even need to bother for Worst Poster.

Parky desperately hoping for someone to nominate him. Oooo, this is uncomfortable.

Monkeys Fist adds a touch of humour to the place. Gemmil as well.

Rob I build mental impressions of everyone on here. Do you look like this, be honest... I reckon he is a bit older than that. Wasnt there a thread about mental impressions somewhere? Canny funny.