Holden McGroin

Not even in the same dimension for me. I was more upset when Woody and Bellamy fucked off. Let's see what happens tonight that's all I'll say. Stevie. I think there is very little chance another team will part with their star striker tonight without a replacement so we'll end up with some clogger on loan or someone crap like Carlton Cole for an inflated fee.

Carlton Cole is fucking awful. If we sign him I will probably cry.

It might stop him getting lynched though.

Mashley save face? Something stinks about that. Whether its his agent or Ashley.

Who else would sell their star striker on the eve of the transfer deadline without a replacement lined up?

Of course, that would mean NUFC didn't have to pay him 10% of any fee. I wonder if Ashley made him do that to (A) cover his arse (B ) make more money for his roulette tonight

Can't play for another club until the summer as it would be 3 in less than a year. Safe until the summer then.

It does, I said that before it happened, but none of us are under any illusions that's what we are. It's too much money to turn down ffs, 7th highest transfer fee in the history of the world's biggest sport for someone who has in total scored 14 top flight goals, look at it rationally. I hate Ashley but I'm not slating him for this. You might when we replace him with Dele Adebola.

Im surprised no-one has bid for Tiote. Class act. We'd prob sell for about £10m. Quick profit.

You cant make this shit up. First we let Routledge go with no replacement, now we're letting Carroll go without anyone seemingly lined up.

Ireland has failed a medical apparently.

I've always had to walk canny far to find a decent pub. I think there is one just outside the neareset tube station that gets taken over.

Where do they get this from ??

Guaranteed that CT will be gutted and show his disgust at MA when he hears this then suddenly think its a great decision tomorrow.

Times are reporting it has been rejected !!

I think its more than Sky journalists.

Guardian also reporting that £35m has been accepted. How much do agents and players get of that? His agent will be erect right now.

Guardian reported this

So a simple "He isnt going anywhere would suffice." A deal must be on the table. Hopefully Big AC turns them down. Anyway, its looking like just when I'd got a new hero in a Black and White shirt since Big Al, he is gone. If they sold Jose as well i'd burn down Sport Direct.

Tuncay off to Wolfsburg. I would have been tempted to loan/buy him in.

Torres has left Liverpool in a chopper apparently.

"set" being the keyword. Why not just announce it when he has.

Dekka and Fat Boy wont see it like that though. They'll just see £30m pure profit.

Source? They just signed an unknown keeper a few mins ago - who used to play for Bristol City.