Holden McGroin

A lot of people didnt rate him either. Keegan seemingly being one judging by his comments earlier in the season.

Look at Gemmil go. You'll be on the 'roids next.

Which leads me to 2 questions 1) Did Liverpool actually pay £35m or is that just a lie from Ashley's camp. 2) Why the fuck did we not even identify any targets.

Carroll made his crosses looks great tbh. I bet he is only 1/2 the player without him.

Why the hell did we let Routledge go? Unbelievable. Even he could prob do a job off the front man. We must have had someone lined up but that fell through. Quite scary that we let him without having another deal for a right-winger sealed though.

You could see in his eyes that he didnt want to leave 100%. Ho hum. Done now.

I think you may be talking about Lee Trundle? Aye that's him . Anyone that watches the reserves see any potential in that Vuckic in all? all the hype about him's seemed to just die off. Is he fit? We've just given him the new standard 5.5 year contract so im not sure how he cant even make the bench at the minute.

We cant even throw Smudger up front either which I think Pardoo was thinking about.

Begs the question why Liverpool bought him in the first place if he isnt going to play until April. Surely they could have got a better price in the Summer.

We've lost our front 2 now though. Only Nolan is good for a goal now until Shola recovers. Its going to be a tough run in.

As my (neutral) mate said in the pub last night after Shola had departed. "You have a league one strike force now" You cant argue with that.

I didnt realise we had Dembele on trial.

Even in that scenario if we get one more injury it almost guarantees defeat.

We might well find out again. Fatty loves gambling. 17th is a win, 18th is a disaster.

Surely that would mean Perch gets back in the team then. That cannot happen.

The sea.

He has just got 5.5 year contract he'll no doubt see out first. Anyway, im not going to write him off. If he can grab a goal soon I think his confidence will shoot up.

Oh fuck right off. Btw, hope you do put me on ignore your boring tosser. 1600 boring fucking miserable posts! You should be hung from the tyne bridge. Wow. Chill. It appears even the Ashley-lover has cracked now. Not cracked, just pissed and pissed off. Normal service will be resumed in the norning. It all be rosey again tomorrow CT. Pards is going to play Ferguson up front to solve our goalscoring problem.

Oh fuck right off. Btw, hope you do put me on ignore your boring tosser. 1600 boring fucking miserable posts! You should be hung from the tyne bridge. Wow. Chill. It appears even the Ashley-lover has cracked now.

Not sure who it was but someone on here said the best thing to happen to Joey Barton was Andy Carroll. Great line and absolutely true. Barton will be back to average now. Just watch. We built a team around him and now we're back to square one. Shola being injured is catastrophic (never thought i'd say that). We are Tiote and (say) nolan injuries away from relegation now - imo.

Oh fuck right off. You're going on ignore. I would as well but I like his crack in the cooking threads.

Are the lineups out yet?

So many similarities. All he needs is a hoose at Heddon on The Wall, and 200 pigeons and he's got the full set. I do think Big Dunc is a wank, AC is docile but not nasty, what Big Dunc said about Mowbray's wife is one of the biggest disgraces I've ever heard of in football. What did he say? See Mowbray's wife died of cancer he was the club captain of Celtic, all the OF players were at some awards ceremony not long after she died in Glasgow. Big Dunc won some award and made an official speech, and at the end he said (having a poke at Celtic not lifting any trophies again) "so the only thing Tony will have lifted this year is his wifes coffin". That wouldn't even be allowed in the Bad Taste Joke thread.

Tough game tonight. Could go either way. I reckon Fulham are quite a good team though and are probably in a false position.