Holden McGroin

Ive heard about the 1 man, 1 jar video. No chance of me watching that. 1 girl, 1 nun ?!?!?

If you touch a ref you should get an instant red card. This has slowly creeped into our game in recent years.

Top result in google. Following on from 2 girls 1 cup. My recommendation would be not to view it. But you will. Scarred. And I barely watched any of it.

Teamtalk

Olivia Wilde for me (this week).

I take it it's weigh in day? I've eaten absolute shite this weekend - pizza on Friday (shared an XXL one from Papa Johns) and a curry take out last night. One good thing about the latter - it wrecks my apptetitie the next day as I nearly always get an upset stomach. Must be a hell of a curry if you are prepared to have an upset stomach every time.

Someone at AFC should have banned him from using twitter by now. For his own good. Wenger clearly isnt as heavy handed as Pardoo.

It was a cuntish thing to do by the BCFC player though. Wilshere is only young as well. Remember when you were 18?

Same as.

Does it have any tits in it?

That'll be his wife bored again then.

Whats with these monster contracts? Its mental.

Skysports presenter David Jones on Twitter:

I did not see this coming,

The Birmingham header was a good goal imo. Great timing of a leap to beat a big lad like Roger Johnson.

A kid with a scuba mask would make a killing there.

1 good season syndrome perhaps? In fact it was only about 6 months.

I went for "He's so bad he makes decisions to wind the fans up" - which is the closest to my view. I actually think he started off with good intentions and wanted a toy to play with, then flog off when done. He has fucked up at just about every turn and now im sure he just makes the decisions based on pissing us off.

Isnt Ridley Scott from Blyth?

I quite enjoy a homemade vindaloo. The restaurant vindaloos are pretty brutal. No chance of me ever getting a Phall.

Can we put names next to these pictures? Im clearly well out of touch.

I think Cole is marginally better than Bothroyd. At least he has scored some goals in the PL. He is still fucking tragic though. His first goal yesterday was a joke. Thats the worst touch I have ever seen.

127 hours. Canny good.

I missed that as well. The poor bastard was probably getting inundated with fans messages.

Heard something on the radio today where they were saying true fans expectations of players is 100% - no more, no less. If a player is giving his all (regardless of how shite he is), you can't really complain about him - about the selection, aye but that should be aimed elsewhere. I think in the current climate thats about right. In fact it has been all season.