Holden McGroin

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote He keeps saying "read the thread" as well when he clearly hasn't done it. Anyway, I've been on a submarine before but never been in the forces.

Agree with that Tecato but his PR was abysmal and his body language from day 1 was of a man that didn't want to be here. His goalscoring record stands up (and he may well have tried on the pitch) but his demeanour didnt.

Owen has completely cracked on twitter. I think he is having a breakdown.

hasn't everyone? was reading about in the paper today since she was in big brother in 2006, they named about 15 footballers and actors she's gone out with Name them for me please. I know Defoe. That's about it.

I think he has been decent since he got this mini run in the team. Barely gave a ball away today. What? He was awful against villa? Today he was decent but is decent good enough? Didnt do nowt wrong but didnt influence the game enough for an attacking CM. That's your fault because you weren't throwing enough positive thoughts his way. He was good against Wolves.

It might be feasible that 40 isnt enough this year. Hopefully a 1 more win will do it.

I think he has been decent since he got this mini run in the team. Barely gave a ball away today.

I love Noelie's post match analysis.

Wrong thread Spazmatron.

He'd have had a job replacing Robbie Keane like. Keane never played for Coventry. Dont question the McGroin knowledge !

Funnily enough Steve McMananananananaman thought ours was a definite pen on ESPN.

Got to be a penna surely? More of a pen than the Lucas/Eboue one for me.

We look fucked. Its going to be a tough second half.

Check your pm's mate Cheers dude. Good one. Commentary is in English as well.

I fancy Ranger to do some damage if its still all square later on.

Despite the pressure VDS still hasnt had to make a worthwhile save while Krul has made at least one (Hernandez). Not sure if he saved Rooney's 1-on-1 as my stream cut out. I think he did though.

Seriously, anyone got a decent link? All mine are terrible.

Anyone got a good river? Mine are keep stalling.

We got lucky there. How can a 40 yard long ball get Rooney in when we are deliberately sitting back to not allow that. Thats schoolboy stuff.

No Berbs. Not even on the bench. Odd. Will probably mean Owen gets some pitch time. CUNT.

Give it a season and we will.

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

Ive read the thread. Its more or less the same thing though when you give it your "life experiences" spiel which you then never expand on when questioned. Rob W has always been secretive of what he does and quite frankly, i'd prefer him not to tell us as it would ruin the illusion.

no reply then ? The thread was going fine at that point, I don't see your problem, what submarine were you on ? When were you in the RN ? Just curious, is anything wrong with that ? Considering you never answer any personal questions directed at you, I doubt Rob W will return the compliment.