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I'd ideally lob all 3 of them in if I wasnt playing 4-4-2, but Arteta would be useless/wasted on the left. Much like Tiote/Nolan would be.

Goals for a defender is a misleading stat really. Look a Jolean Lescott. Scored a bagful for Everton and then got a massive transfer to Man City where he has been utter shite. Jagielka is better than him.

Ameobi is better than Beckford! I mean i dont really rate Beckford that highly but he's better than Ameobi. Gotta look at Baines assist stats I posted earlier in this thread... he's the best attacking left back in europe based on his stats this season, please go look at it as am sure you'll be surprised. However i'll give you credit for the team you picked as at least its a nice blend of the 2 teams rather than being a completely one sided view. I dont completely agree with it, but its a good attempt at being impartial which i applaud. Nope not from Merseyside originally... its a long story Yes, i'd have Shola over Beckford any day of the week. The guy looks more nervous in front of goal than Neil Lennons postman. Stats can be misleading. Ian Harte was probably the best left back in the world a few years ago if you are basing assists and goals on a full backs job.

Aye, he is capable of playing there as well. Moyes has always said he'd end up a CB though.

The majority of players that played for us in the championship were actual Premier League class. It was just one disaster after another that got use relegated. Mainly the management disruption, selling our top players & the players at the time not giving a fuck which all led to poor form.

I don't know where are all this Baines love comes from. Decent player but i'd worry about him if he played for England regularly. Plus he takes penalties which obviously helps the goal tally. Enrique is top class. You name about 3 CBs there as well and Colo is better than all of them so that wouldnt work. Ameobi is better than Beckford. If I had to choose a EverToon team (see what I did there!) ------------------Howard Coleman-Jagielka-Colo-Enrique Barton-Tiote-Arteta-* (Guti/Osman) --------------Ameobi-Saha * Jesus, not sure who could play here. Toss up between these two. Rodwell is going to be class in the future but it'll probably be at CB for Man Utd. Are you from Merseyside by the way Andy?

A staycation - as they say.

I assume the player won the court case then? Wasnt the verdict yesterday?

Dropbox is pretty cool. I just started using it recently as well. However, it is a bit slow.

Thats Apples murderers/rapists/paedos market evaporating now !

Im still in the camp of if you're not doing anything wrong then who cares.

I saw Shearers missus in First Sport years ago. She is tiny. Pretty fit as well but that was ~10 years ago.

I was thinking Cannigia for a while there.

Rumours are he was rushed back too quickly by managers in order to save their skin(s).

You do know he has been compared to Walter Mitty in the past??

I bought one worth about £800 (Felt) a few years ago. Used it about 6 times then sold it for 1/2 the price. You can spend as much as you want. I actually got it through the cycle -to-work scheme which saves lots of money.

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote He keeps saying "read the thread" as well when he clearly hasn't done it. Anyway, I've been on a submarine before but never been in the forces. read the thread. Post 10 said he'd be on "one once" Post 12 was clearly an unfunny joke as someone has already pointed out.

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote He keeps saying "read the thread" as well when he clearly hasn't done it. Anyway, I've been on a submarine before but never been in the forces.

Agree with that Tecato but his PR was abysmal and his body language from day 1 was of a man that didn't want to be here. His goalscoring record stands up (and he may well have tried on the pitch) but his demeanour didnt.

Owen has completely cracked on twitter. I think he is having a breakdown.

hasn't everyone? was reading about in the paper today since she was in big brother in 2006, they named about 15 footballers and actors she's gone out with Name them for me please. I know Defoe. That's about it.

I think he has been decent since he got this mini run in the team. Barely gave a ball away today. What? He was awful against villa? Today he was decent but is decent good enough? Didnt do nowt wrong but didnt influence the game enough for an attacking CM. That's your fault because you weren't throwing enough positive thoughts his way. He was good against Wolves.

It might be feasible that 40 isnt enough this year. Hopefully a 1 more win will do it.

I think he has been decent since he got this mini run in the team. Barely gave a ball away today.

I love Noelie's post match analysis.