Holden McGroin

I hope you are just making that up.

I'm not sure who I trust more. McKay or Dekka.

Max Clifford is an evil genius.

Eric Harrison. He brought them all through the youth setup.

1/2 the boro team consisted of the BEST players from Scotland, and they were in relegation trouble most of the season. Some of the lowly teams would struggle in League 2 in my opinion.

£60k? Hahahahahaha

Danny Simpson seems to know him. Tweeting about him now.

If we are going to play 1 striker up front, we'll need him to score 15 a season. Bothroyd will get nowhere near that. I'm hoping he'll be backup but don't be surprised if this lot replace a £35m striker with a free transfer.

Fucking hell man. Let it go.

More of Barca's players are wankers. I'm hoping for a Man U but I wont lose any sleep over it.

If he does sign then I hope we sign another 2 strikers. At least.

I'd rather have Bothroyd rather than Carlton Cole. Thats the only positive thing I can say about this deal. He is sub-standard and I'd be surprised if he turned out to be much better than Shola/Best. Shola pissed that league, this is a whole new ball game though. A ball game he has failed at several times in his career. Edit: Is he actually even signing or is this just a rumour???

How is this Wayne Rooney??? http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/...y-(tommy-getty)

This one is pretty good: Anthony Hopkins And Roberto Carlos

Where did you hear these rumours CT?

3rd choice goalkeeper who has never been able to get anywhere near the first team.

Where is the party emoticon ? History suggests that will be a lie though.

So shit he wasnt even allowed to train with the team.

His Wiki is hardly inspiring. Never seen him play though.

Aye, I felt sorry for that kid until I read that. Im sure the parents of those two girls hope he gets bum-fucked to death in Prison.

The topic that never stops. I think Chez's earlier post could have been the final word on the whole matter. A nice summary.

He was banging some tidy multi-million Danish socialite or something recently.

Would you? I personally think he is a good player. Not an Arsenal type player but if he gets regular games he'll notch quite a few.

Nightmare on Elm St (remake). 5/10

The players thought they had it in the bag and started taking it easy. Its hard to get back to the level we were previously playing after that. Shame, but not the end of the world. In fact its probably a good reminder to the board that we need to heavily invest.