Holden McGroin

No resale value so no chance. On a side note, I think he could easily play on until at least 35. He doesnt really rely on pace.

The 3 blokes in question remind me of my old mates I had up until about 21 - bar the muscles and fake tan.

Unknown. Decent enough. Goes on 20 mins too long though. Diane Kruger is hot.

Hangover 2. Exactly what I was expecting and basically just re-hash. Still made me laugh several times though. 7/10

It's nailed on Liverpool. Shame aa he could get a CL team IMO.

Who are all these players who want to leave? Is this a woosh? Your boy Pardew has just said that Enrique is going. Colo & jonas will follow. Barton doesn't want to stay wih the current board in charge. This is not even speculation. It's direct quotes.

The sad thing is we are close to having a very good team. To progress all we would need to do was keep our current lot and buy a couple of top class centre forwards and a good winger. That would guarantee us edging towards the top 6. This fucking board are a joke.

That fucking depressing. Barton is more or less off if we get a bid. Enrique is definitely leaving and he isn't that bothered if Colo and Jonas go as well. Nolan will be after that.

Reo-coker has just been released. Wouldnt be surprised to see him sign soon. And Seb Larsson.

Piers Morgan is possibly one the of the biggest cunts on planet earth. Everything about him annoys him. Not only that, he is bent as a banana. Its actually disgusting he tried to besmirch the armed forces.

Looks like Danny Simpson has thrown one up her as well Danny & Imogen

Danny Simpson normally confirms new NUFC players. And its definitely Danny Simpson because he posts pics of himself. there are lots of Ryan Giggs ones [for example], how do you know which one is genuine ? A lot of them have a verified sign on their profile. Not sure how you get that. Generally though. i'll find someone famous (for example rioferdy5 ) and look at who he follows. Thats a good way of weeding out the fakes. Giggs isnt on twitter.

Listening to it but its basically Steve Wraith and all his mates business partners so quite shite really. Its pretty one-sided but the majority of their points are valid.

Danny Simpson normally confirms new NUFC players. And its definitely Danny Simpson because he posts pics of himself.

Danny Simpson has confirmed it. Official.

Steve Wraith is confirming it. He has locked his tweets though.

Which Journo said that? He'd get dogs abuse off rival fans !

I done it playing in Ryton of all places thinking about things now. I'd seen di Canio do it on MOTD the neet before, and I put it so far over the bar, I smashed a green house window. I saw a Spanish player (In a world cup I think) looking at one corner & body shape going that way as well - but he put in the other. Class pen. I think he even missed it but the keeper had nee chance. Anyway, I tried that blazed it so far over the bar that Waddle would have shook his head. I always find the class pens are the ones that miss the goal like It was more of the technique than anything. It might well have been Mendieta thinking about it.

I done it playing in Ryton of all places thinking about things now. I'd seen di Canio do it on MOTD the neet before, and I put it so far over the bar, I smashed a green house window. I saw a Spanish player (In a world cup I think) looking at one corner & body shape going that way as well - but he put in the other. Class pen. I think he even missed it but the keeper had nee chance. Anyway, I tried that blazed it so far over the bar that Waddle would have shook his head.

They have a point about our shit strikers but I bet Shola and Best would score bucket loads in that league. Gary Hooper and Samaras for FFS. I know who I'd rather have, despite that area being our weakest.

I stopped reading when they said Coloccini couldnt get in their team yet Taylor could. Colo would walk that league if he had a leg amputated. I like how he completely neglected our best player (Tiote)

Stevie G was in the crowd with the Liverpool fans v Aston Villla.

What did Jimbo ban you for?

There is still a chance he might sign so im not going overboard yet. I wouldn't trust McKay as far as I could throw him. Admittedly I couldn't probaby throw him further than Mike "Fatty" Ashley.