Holden McGroin

Give him a couple of hours.

The Blind Side. 7/10

Im off to watch Leicester v Real Madrid this weekend. Looking forward to seeing Ozil live. Quality player.

£5m tops.

Slowest player I have ever seen. Great technique though.

Egotistical mug he is. I really believe Man City should be nearer to Chelsea and Man Utd than they are already. Awful tactics too, was painful watching a £600m team struggle against Greeks and Poles last season and to be fair in two games against us they were very fucking lucky, we deserved at least a draw in both games imo. True. 3 holding midfielders in 5 man midfield is a joke.

I reckon Sczesny (sp) will be Arsenal number 1 next season.

I enjoy the movie experience. Especially for blockbusters.

Anyone who carries the ball like Ben Arfa does is likely to pick up more injuries over a career tbf. Certainly in the Prem anyway. Jonas is a ball carrier and gets kicked to pieces too.

Complete disaster so far. All we need is Colo & Tiote injury and we've got the full house.

Have you ever run your own business CT? Yes, badly. What about you? Nah. What happened?

Have you ever run your own business CT?

Nice work. Whats your profession Deadman?

How do they actually hack mobile phones by the way?

I reckon it must be a loan deal. I hope so anyway. Worth seeing how he develops.

Bassong is now on twitter. @BassongOfficiel - loves taking pictures of himself.

Its quite common for Southerners to get "was" and "were" mixed up. Not sure why.

Nick, Who is that gimp your profile pic?

Why is Willo with the B team?

I thought it was a dig at Ant when I first read it.

WhatsApp is awesome as well. Free texts and picutre messages. Cross platform as well. Ive got Ping Chat on my iphone but have never really used it. I suspect it does the same thing as WhatsApp though.

I'd give Pantsil and Gera 1 year contracts for cover. Both much better squad players than we have currently.

Its Labours own fault in appointing Ed rather than David. Big chance wasted there and all so predictable when opportunities like this are missed. Edit: On a side note. I quite like the way Chris Bryant (on this topic) puts himself across. He might go far.

Pardew: "Derek. I need a new captain. Who are you not going to sell this year?" Dekka "Well, Colo is on £80k pw so no other club will stump up that. Therefore we are stuck with him for another 2 years"

More like big dick envy.