Holden McGroin

I suspect he'll drop S.Taylor in at fullback and Play Willo and Colo at CBs. We've known the transfer has been happening for months so not going into the PL season with a recognised full back is nothing short of a disgrace.

He has officially signed, long term contract, rumours of non-disclosure agreement. Should be eligible for tomorrow. Every cloud and all that.

Ive got him in. I assume he hasnt officially signed yet so wont be playing tomorrow though?

Has he gone yet? Just sorting my fantasy team out.

i'd take him a heartbeat. Decent run of games and he'll notch some goals. No problem. Must be concerns over this personality though.

I wonder why he was never given a chance. He was clearly out of his depth as a footballer or there was something going on behind the scenes.

Another one of my signature quotes comes true. I reckon I'll go for Perch quote next.

No chance of Benayoun. He'll get 50% of the games for Chelsea and is around 30 so no resale value.

We dont sign anyone until someone leaves so sounds like Enrique will depart. Shame. Love the guy but can see why he wants to leave. Fuck off Ashley.

You sound like you are at an AA meeting.

He is almost worth just keeping for slaying the Mackems every year.

Which piece of furniture would he be? Plainly Xisco would be a pouffe A three-legged chair.

He is a part of furniture now. We need to come to peace with this.

As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial. Isnt be becoming a bit of cult figure now? Or is that just me? Is cult a typo?

As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial. Isnt be becoming a bit of cult figure now? Or is that just me?

He should have been shipped out after Roeder left. I personally dont think he is THAT bad. Flashes of excellence mixed with a inconsistent languid style. I'd be content for him to be backup - which he should be with his injury record.

Says it all really. Whats the official fee by the way?

Who is this bloke? Tedious.

I think that could be right in some situations but there are about 20 of those fuckers. Plus, they might have knifes. Its not worth dying for. However, if I was pissed i'd probably steam in ! I get your point though. I was in London recently and this little old lady could get her suitcase up the stairs in Victoria. About 8-10 people just brazenly walked past her. I eventually gave her a hand and she was so happy for the help. Thats London for you though.

YOU fucking started it all!!!!! Ebay's web servers are going to get some heavy traffic in the coming weeks.

Super 8. Mildly disappointing.

Wonder if England v Holland will be called off as well.

You've got to love us English. There would be no queuing in other countries.

Nice work Tit-face.