Holden McGroin

Does anyone really think we'll sign him anyway? If he wanted to he would have signed already. Didn't we give him a deadline of Friday or something? He'll get a CL team IMO.

You don't say. Wake me up on September 1st. It could be spot on info or wide of the mark.

iTK. This may or may not happen.

DERAILMENT NOTICE Sane posters may look away now.

Apparently he is signing for Arsenal on Monday.

Its Popbitch. Probably more reliable than the crap you have been posting though.

Everyone just needs to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

And now earning £60k pa doing 30 hours taxi driving per week.

Holden McGroin, Alex and Gemmill = Team Threesome? Gemmill "Fancy Holden McGroin Alex?" Witty retort. Well played Sir. Well played.

I think we should sign Patrice Evra. If we dont get him then Gael Clichy. GO TEAM POSITIVE.

Unthinkable. Samuel L. Carrie-anne Moss, Michael Sheen. 6.5/10. Great story line but just didnt grab my shaft.

He's won every club medal available barring the Champions League so not that many failures. Would you be able to look at that PL winners medal and say you deserved it if you'd contributed 238 minutes to the cause? That's LESS than 3 games in total The latter half of his career has been a joke.

I saw 4 magpies together on a golf course at the weekend. What does that mean??

Cabaye is apparently on £50k per week.

From the clubs point of view he has been here 4 years and only performed in 1 of those. He certainly hasn't been value for money. I'd love him to stay but its not the end of the world if he doesn't.

That doesn't really have it written in stone for me. Speculation can be published.... I'd sign for £5m - if needed. Looks a good player.

No resale value so no chance. On a side note, I think he could easily play on until at least 35. He doesnt really rely on pace.

The 3 blokes in question remind me of my old mates I had up until about 21 - bar the muscles and fake tan.

Unknown. Decent enough. Goes on 20 mins too long though. Diane Kruger is hot.

Hangover 2. Exactly what I was expecting and basically just re-hash. Still made me laugh several times though. 7/10

It's nailed on Liverpool. Shame aa he could get a CL team IMO.

Who are all these players who want to leave? Is this a woosh? Your boy Pardew has just said that Enrique is going. Colo & jonas will follow. Barton doesn't want to stay wih the current board in charge. This is not even speculation. It's direct quotes.

The sad thing is we are close to having a very good team. To progress all we would need to do was keep our current lot and buy a couple of top class centre forwards and a good winger. That would guarantee us edging towards the top 6. This fucking board are a joke.

That fucking depressing. Barton is more or less off if we get a bid. Enrique is definitely leaving and he isn't that bothered if Colo and Jonas go as well. Nolan will be after that.