Holden McGroin

I watched Michael Johnson v Real Madrid last week. He looked a bit over weight. I assume Parky means Adam Johnson.

Rob Green is a terrible goalkeeper. Terrible. Our fans will slaughter him.

Captain America - 7/10 - Nothing new.

You work in a psych ward. Isn't the above basically your job description, word for word. Working in a hospital is probably no different in terms of dealing with other moronic staff.

You're forgetting Stimmo.

In a nut shell, my theory is that he came into Newcastle with all good intentions of a playboy having a popular, new shiny toy. He then made one catastrophic decision after another which resulted in the fans turning on him. Since then he is deliberately trying irritate us while making his money back before selling out at the right time. I cant find the quotes now but Keegan more or less said on ESPN that Fat boy would sell our best players to recoup his money before selling out AND it would be best thing for the club in the long run. Even if it means offloading Tiote etc.

Has Nick been banned?

Give him a couple of hours.

The Blind Side. 7/10

Im off to watch Leicester v Real Madrid this weekend. Looking forward to seeing Ozil live. Quality player.

£5m tops.

Slowest player I have ever seen. Great technique though.

Egotistical mug he is. I really believe Man City should be nearer to Chelsea and Man Utd than they are already. Awful tactics too, was painful watching a £600m team struggle against Greeks and Poles last season and to be fair in two games against us they were very fucking lucky, we deserved at least a draw in both games imo. True. 3 holding midfielders in 5 man midfield is a joke.

I reckon Sczesny (sp) will be Arsenal number 1 next season.

I enjoy the movie experience. Especially for blockbusters.

Anyone who carries the ball like Ben Arfa does is likely to pick up more injuries over a career tbf. Certainly in the Prem anyway. Jonas is a ball carrier and gets kicked to pieces too.

Complete disaster so far. All we need is Colo & Tiote injury and we've got the full house.

Have you ever run your own business CT? Yes, badly. What about you? Nah. What happened?

Have you ever run your own business CT?

Nice work. Whats your profession Deadman?

How do they actually hack mobile phones by the way?

I reckon it must be a loan deal. I hope so anyway. Worth seeing how he develops.

Bassong is now on twitter. @BassongOfficiel - loves taking pictures of himself.

Its quite common for Southerners to get "was" and "were" mixed up. Not sure why.

Nick, Who is that gimp your profile pic?