Holden McGroin

Ahhh bless. He is adorable when he gets angry. You might also want to sleep with a hat on. Personally, I think that's an old wives tale but some have said it prevents hangovers.

What about di stefano & puskas??? I think the general point was, players that you've seen play.

other posters have derailed this thread from the 2nd page, and you come along when I make a few posts and claim its now derailed ? Fuck off you absolute cretin. Uh-oh. Someone has just got in from the pub. I'll accept your apology when you're sober in the morning buddy. P.s. Have a pint of water before you go to bed as well. Really helps. Sweet dreams.

How old are you KSA????

Does anyone really think we'll sign him anyway? If he wanted to he would have signed already. Didn't we give him a deadline of Friday or something? He'll get a CL team IMO.

You don't say. Wake me up on September 1st. It could be spot on info or wide of the mark.

iTK. This may or may not happen.

DERAILMENT NOTICE Sane posters may look away now.

Apparently he is signing for Arsenal on Monday.

Its Popbitch. Probably more reliable than the crap you have been posting though.

Everyone just needs to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

And now earning £60k pa doing 30 hours taxi driving per week.

Holden McGroin, Alex and Gemmill = Team Threesome? Gemmill "Fancy Holden McGroin Alex?" Witty retort. Well played Sir. Well played.

I think we should sign Patrice Evra. If we dont get him then Gael Clichy. GO TEAM POSITIVE.

Unthinkable. Samuel L. Carrie-anne Moss, Michael Sheen. 6.5/10. Great story line but just didnt grab my shaft.

He's won every club medal available barring the Champions League so not that many failures. Would you be able to look at that PL winners medal and say you deserved it if you'd contributed 238 minutes to the cause? That's LESS than 3 games in total The latter half of his career has been a joke.

I saw 4 magpies together on a golf course at the weekend. What does that mean??

Cabaye is apparently on £50k per week.

From the clubs point of view he has been here 4 years and only performed in 1 of those. He certainly hasn't been value for money. I'd love him to stay but its not the end of the world if he doesn't.

That doesn't really have it written in stone for me. Speculation can be published.... I'd sign for £5m - if needed. Looks a good player.

No resale value so no chance. On a side note, I think he could easily play on until at least 35. He doesnt really rely on pace.

The 3 blokes in question remind me of my old mates I had up until about 21 - bar the muscles and fake tan.

Unknown. Decent enough. Goes on 20 mins too long though. Diane Kruger is hot.

Hangover 2. Exactly what I was expecting and basically just re-hash. Still made me laugh several times though. 7/10