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Statham has nailed Kelly Brook and Rosie huntington-whiteley now. Both winners of the Top 100 FHM girls. Not bad. It has obviously affected Rooney enough to get it done. I'm pretty sure Giggs was going bald a few years ago but then magically started getting thicker. Doesnt Paddy McGuinness spray his bald patch?

I've not seen much of hair gel Henderson, but Gibson is utter shit. Average player. Great shot. You'd get 8 goals a year from him. Henderson looked sharp in the U21s and has potential to be handy but thats all it is. Potential. Gibson has barley got more than 8 goals as it is. He barely plays though. If he played a full season (say 40 games) then i reckon he'd bang in around that mark. He isnt as bad as people are making out. Plus he is young.

Probably knew she was getting papped.

I've not seen much of hair gel Henderson, but Gibson is utter shit. Average player. Great shot. You'd get 8 goals a year from him. Henderson looked sharp in the U21s and has potential to be handy but thats all it is. Potential.

More Ryan Taylor than Perch.

Apparently he lacked application as well. That coupled with injuries probably stopped him from being up there with Maradona etc. Fernando Duarte reckons in Brazil they still think Romario was better.

Anyone taking the Villa job is going to need time. Young seems almost certain to leave and Downing could follow. Thinking about it Downing would be a good signing for Liverpool. They need wingers who can cross a ball.

In 10 years he is going to need Jerry Springer to get him out of bed. Unless he eats the bed first.

I'd personally do a direct swap for Gibson with Henderson. Not sure how Henderson has deserved this attention.

X-men: First Class. Perhaps the best one so far.

I like that one.

Its a big jump from Conference to PL in a couple of seasons.

£6m would be a reasonable price. He is average but is only young.

The word on twitter i am seeing is that Barca are in for him (via Talksport apparently).

Ouch. He must hate "Smudger". He is twice the player he is.

I agree with the Barton comments. If you were is employer and you look back over the past 4 years there is no way he has deserved the wage he has been paid. 1 good season in 4, which has included numerous incidents including jail time. Regardless whether you think the owners are pricks or not I can see why they dont particularly want him. Good player, but not irreplaceable.

Yeah, I agree with that. Plus Roy looked like he could possible stab the interviewer as well if they asked him the wrong question.

I think they did, Barbara Clough wasn't very happy either. I've actually got a book [another one] which Barbara said is the best one about Clough and Taylor she has seen, but I haven't read it yet. Maybe there is more in there, because it was published in 2010 Whats it called? Might give that a read.

its not over yet. We've been piss poor though. This is the worst England team - for personnel - i've seen in a long time. Parker & Milner should be no where near an England starting XI. Not one world class player without Rooney in the forward line.

I dont particularly like anything unnatural on a human body that isn't medically required. Fake tits included.

He has had a hair transplant. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...-bald-cure.html

Leazesmag If they are genuine quotes then, OH DEAR.

confirmation you should get out more instead of watching womens soaps and cartoons on TV, or playing championship manager on your computer. Conversing with real people is good for you. I don't watch any soaps I do watch Family Guy I haven't played Championship manager for over 10 years. Not sure how any of that is relevant though. How's the noggin today big nuts?

I think you missing the point mate. You've never seen any of them play so you can't really judge how good they were.

smashing. Don't get me wrong though, i don't know you so didn't comment on what they said. I was talking to them about Toontastic and the 1st thing they said was that Leazesmag is a pure cunt.