Holden McGroin

Eden Lake. English horror. 7/10 Broken Britain attacks lovely couple on romantic getaway. A Daily Mail wet dream.

This is a pretty awesome hot sauce online shop: Hot Sauce Emporium I fancy trying the 'Sphincter Shrinker"

Have you got a stall at the Chilli festival mate? I'm all over that this weekend.

No bother...... He's got the longest sniper kill in British Army history, He's Britain's youngest ever sergeant major, he's mentioned in Brian Hanrahan's book on the Falklands War (we've checked this out and obviously, it's a load of shit), he used to be a bare knuckle fighter for extra cash while in the army. He was an unarmed combat and Arctic warfare instructor and was so good he was allowed to train Yanks and Russians up to British standards. He installed a clean water supply to a remote village in Guatemala while working for the Red Cross, but it took twice as long to install as he kept being interrupted by rebel soldiers on the border. Whilst in Guatemala he was bitten on the face by a rare mosquito and every few years it flares up into a big crusty mess and he has to have a special one off 5 gram penicillin tablet for it to go away. The bite was so bad it knocked him unconscious and the next thing he knew he woke up back in Britain as they'd had to get him an emergency flight home. His 'wife' is a vet (she's not, we've checked) and he once took what he thought was a paracetamol out of her handbag for a headache. It turns out it was a horse tranquilliser and the next thing he knew he was waking up in intensive care. The reason his 'wife' doesn't share his name is because it costs £2000 to get your name changed in the vet register and they didn't think it was worth the money. His 'vet' wife invented a cure for some kind of fish ailment and toured America for 12 months preaching about her findings. His wife has regularly been up all night putting down 'famous' racehorses who've had an accident. There is more, much much more...... These make me so happy.

;) :lol: PMSL Tell us some more. These are genius!

I agree with that but the problem was he was a decent base to build on (with good players) and look forward to attack a European position. Now the management have no interest in providing this we are once again hoping for 17th place.

No one wants it but we can see it coming. It's just the way people talk, it's peculiar. It's like the hammering will ease a sense of ambition & positivity that has otherwise been erased by the fat man. For what it's worth I think we'll find the shape & solidarity lost when Enrique vacated the back 4 once Santon is at left back, this will also give Jonas his attacking freedom back. I sense a new leader of Team Positive.

If we win our next 2 games will we be title contenders then?

Villa, Blackburn and Wolves next. We should be looking to pick up 4 points from that at least. I fancy Villa to bum us though. Im keeping Bent & Nzogbia in my Fantasy team this week.

A positive spin. I like it. Isnt it a sign of a good team when you dont play well and win (or dont lose in this case). 3 clean sheets out of 4 is incredible. Its mainly down to Krul-Saylor-Colo though. Very impressive start to the season by those 3.

I'd seriously start to think about giving Marveux a game and moving Jonas to the right. Sammy Ameobi impressed again tonight but the whole team is just static at the moment. Need some flair desperately.

I'd seriously start to think about giving Marveux a game and moving Jonas to the right. Sammy Ameobi impressed again tonight but the whole team is just static at the moment. Need some flair desperately.

Is swp still the player he was? Must be getting on a bit for a winger and short of games too? Hasn't really played much for about 100 years. Well, I called this one correct. Luckily SWP doesnt have an end product (or any quality strikers) today. I would have bought him though. Raylor looked like Perch out there tonight.

Thought Best was good first half but was just pumped long balls in the 2nd. The 2 centre halves and Simpson bailed Raylor out all game. Krul didnt really have a save to make.

SWP will rip Ryan Taylor a new one as he is direct and pacey. I'd be tempted to gamble on Santon.

The post above this and yours is one of extremes. One guy absolutely delighted he has got a job and one person moaning about his.

Leazes was on the shandy again last night I see.

How much bandwidth does Toonastic use Pud?

He is doing a webchat on the website now.

Kill List. Wickerman-wannabe. It tried too hard to be cool/classic/a cult movie. Came up short. Interesting story line but full of Mockney shite.

he has made a very impressive start to his managerial career. He was the brains behind Leeds resurgence under Wise. When he left Leeds crumbled.

I think he'll come good. Or we'll never hear from him again. Is there a deadline?

Rise of the planet of the apes. Excellent.

If we get 2-3 long term injuries (which happens every year) to say Saylor/Colo & Tiote then we will be in major trouble. Absolutely no backup, especially in defence. Massive gamble from the "2 nuggets".