Holden McGroin

Nice work. Whats your profession Deadman?

How do they actually hack mobile phones by the way?

I reckon it must be a loan deal. I hope so anyway. Worth seeing how he develops.

Bassong is now on twitter. @BassongOfficiel - loves taking pictures of himself.

Its quite common for Southerners to get "was" and "were" mixed up. Not sure why.

Nick, Who is that gimp your profile pic?

Why is Willo with the B team?

I thought it was a dig at Ant when I first read it.

WhatsApp is awesome as well. Free texts and picutre messages. Cross platform as well. Ive got Ping Chat on my iphone but have never really used it. I suspect it does the same thing as WhatsApp though.

I'd give Pantsil and Gera 1 year contracts for cover. Both much better squad players than we have currently.

Its Labours own fault in appointing Ed rather than David. Big chance wasted there and all so predictable when opportunities like this are missed. Edit: On a side note. I quite like the way Chris Bryant (on this topic) puts himself across. He might go far.

Pardew: "Derek. I need a new captain. Who are you not going to sell this year?" Dekka "Well, Colo is on £80k pw so no other club will stump up that. Therefore we are stuck with him for another 2 years"

More like big dick envy.

Spending the £35m would do for a start. You know, show some ambition.

Woo. I put a £10 on The Djok to win at the start of the tourny. Its mental to think he has only lost 1 match this season and has beaten Nadal the last 5 meetins. Del Potra is going to get in the mix as well soon. He looked dynamite v Nadal earlier on. Not fit though apparently. Murray will yet again get outclassed against the big boys and will never win a major.

They are remaking that with Colin Farrell.

Why do you keep believing this guy? I had added him for about 2 hours then stopped following. He is a pure bullshitter.

Got mine from Friends. I think Joey uses it as a stage name or something like that.

Marveaux ?

Marveaux ?

Im getting the suspicion he might be doing the same as Barton. "I'll leave for a CL team now otherwise its a Bosman"

Strength in depth is always good but im assuming Pardew is going to go with Tiote- Cabaye as the midfield 2 with perhaps Barfa in front of them. We desperately need attackers.

If Danny Guthrie ever scores 2 goals in a Champions League Semi Final i'll eat my left nut.

Some West Ham player blasted/ballooned the ball into the Toon crowd at Upton Park - probably about 6 years ago-ish. There was a shot of it in the Chronicle as well. Managed to get a finger tip on it.

I've got no problem if he is Scottish or not. In fact I quite hope the home nations (and Eire) do well in the World Cup etc. They of course, hate us and hope we fail miserably.