Holden McGroin

As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial. Isnt be becoming a bit of cult figure now? Or is that just me?

He should have been shipped out after Roeder left. I personally dont think he is THAT bad. Flashes of excellence mixed with a inconsistent languid style. I'd be content for him to be backup - which he should be with his injury record.

Says it all really. Whats the official fee by the way?

Who is this bloke? Tedious.

I think that could be right in some situations but there are about 20 of those fuckers. Plus, they might have knifes. Its not worth dying for. However, if I was pissed i'd probably steam in ! I get your point though. I was in London recently and this little old lady could get her suitcase up the stairs in Victoria. About 8-10 people just brazenly walked past her. I eventually gave her a hand and she was so happy for the help. Thats London for you though.

YOU fucking started it all!!!!! Ebay's web servers are going to get some heavy traffic in the coming weeks.

Super 8. Mildly disappointing.

Wonder if England v Holland will be called off as well.

You've got to love us English. There would be no queuing in other countries.

Nice work Tit-face.

That could have been me. I've been astonished by the size of his head for years when he is in the studio. I just cant stop staring at the sheer scale of it.

Parky is John Titor.

On a side note. I've never met an "Ollie" who isnt a bell-whiff.

Nah I meant as a player. The Manc links probably suggests that is true.

I'm with you on this one.

He seems to get on well with Henry Winter (who I personally think is one of the best around). This is despite Winter writing a strong article about him last season with Barry Glendenning had a go at him about. Des Kelly is indeed a helmet. I've no idea about Ollie Holts merits.

All you have to do is pull on a Man Utd shirt and you'll get an England call up. To be fair though the England team looks very weak at the moment.

Bit like presuming Lampard might be a good loan deal imo. Michael Johnson I would've had. I was reading they are looking into buying another winger which might mean he drops down the pecking order. Plus his relationship with the the club/Mancini doesnt look great. He is top drawer though so that rules us out. Michael Johnson wouldnt be a good loan deal. He'll struggle to make the Leicester XI.

Been a bit hit & miss when i've seen him but definitely worth the gamble. You need to play regularly to be judged. Thats at all levels of football.

I watched Michael Johnson v Real Madrid last week. He looked a bit over weight. I assume Parky means Adam Johnson.

Rob Green is a terrible goalkeeper. Terrible. Our fans will slaughter him.

Captain America - 7/10 - Nothing new.

You work in a psych ward. Isn't the above basically your job description, word for word. Working in a hospital is probably no different in terms of dealing with other moronic staff.

You're forgetting Stimmo.

In a nut shell, my theory is that he came into Newcastle with all good intentions of a playboy having a popular, new shiny toy. He then made one catastrophic decision after another which resulted in the fans turning on him. Since then he is deliberately trying irritate us while making his money back before selling out at the right time. I cant find the quotes now but Keegan more or less said on ESPN that Fat boy would sell our best players to recoup his money before selling out AND it would be best thing for the club in the long run. Even if it means offloading Tiote etc.