Holden McGroin

I haven't read the full Lambarse interview (as I will be fuming) but the reason to buy new players with the extra money is yet again a bare faced lie.

Nicely announced with our next home game not until 3rd Dec. The fan anger will be dipping by then. Televised as well.

They knew no-one was calling it sportsdirect @ St James's Park. Too much of a mouthful. It is absolute madness.

Mexico is one place i've never fancied visiting.

Squad gets announced at 8pm.

He might be in the provisional squad. Karl Henry has been in a few of them so I hope he isnt getting his hopes up.

Have any players that have been offered the terms in public actually signed? The Jonas deal was confirmed without any sort of inclination.

Im loving Dexter series 6. Season 5 was shite. Back on form for me.

It was you, wasnt it?

Shit. The missus is desperate to see this.

Ive heard about it but doubt i'll have the cahooneys to ever watch it.

Perchy putting in a Maldini-esque challenge now. Ha.

This is where we need a Tiote.

NNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Perch is coming on. Draw or defeat here we come.

This is a hoof-fest.

I'd be tempted to play Ranger if Pardew sticks with 4-4-2. I think he is desperate to prove a point. Its probably not the best game for Ben Arfa and Lovenkrands and we could do with a bit more physical presence.

Ginola only scored 7 goals? That's mental.

I remember this quite well. 2 excellent predators at either end of the pitch. Also used to love the way Peacock used to fall over whenever he used to cross with this left foot.

Yep. If his Southern media chums weren't so up his arse he'd be nowhere near an England shirt. Completely overrated .

A lad at work was having a go at the Zombies running up stairs In the Walking Dead today.

You're such a ray of light. On a side note. I've turned to the darkside and have been "sitting" recently. Makes less wipes. You miss the inspection ceremony though.

Terrible movie. I loved 1 but they've all been shite after that.

There is a girl at work who ALL she talks about is cats. She is the most boring person I have ever heard. SHe is about 4"9 and a little chunky monkey. I have christened her Mugglewump. Muggles for short.

Pardew said this: "To be where we are now is an outstanding achievement, not just by the players, but by the staff I have around me. It sets us up for a real blue-riband game with Spurs who are far superior to us individually. They have top international players." And it really pisses me off. We are about 3-4 top players away from matching them but Fatty hasnt put his hand in the Carroll fund.

Don't really think he's a good squad player. Just think of how much weaker we will be with him in the team in place of Caybaye or Tiote. We would struggle massively with him there against anyone half decent. I understand that as a backup player he's never going to be as strong as our first choice or he wouldnt be back up but we really should have someone capable of challenging for a place which is something he'll never do. In an ideal world yes, but unless you are Man U then quality players wont sit on the bench for an extended period of time.