Holden McGroin

He has always been a 'footballer'. Just lacked a yard of pace and a bit of strength.

Just lies. All Lies

I haven't read the full Lambarse interview (as I will be fuming) but the reason to buy new players with the extra money is yet again a bare faced lie.

Nicely announced with our next home game not until 3rd Dec. The fan anger will be dipping by then. Televised as well.

They knew no-one was calling it sportsdirect @ St James's Park. Too much of a mouthful. It is absolute madness.

Mexico is one place i've never fancied visiting.

Squad gets announced at 8pm.

He might be in the provisional squad. Karl Henry has been in a few of them so I hope he isnt getting his hopes up.

Have any players that have been offered the terms in public actually signed? The Jonas deal was confirmed without any sort of inclination.

Im loving Dexter series 6. Season 5 was shite. Back on form for me.

It was you, wasnt it?

Shit. The missus is desperate to see this.

Ive heard about it but doubt i'll have the cahooneys to ever watch it.

Perchy putting in a Maldini-esque challenge now. Ha.

This is where we need a Tiote.

NNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Perch is coming on. Draw or defeat here we come.

This is a hoof-fest.

I'd be tempted to play Ranger if Pardew sticks with 4-4-2. I think he is desperate to prove a point. Its probably not the best game for Ben Arfa and Lovenkrands and we could do with a bit more physical presence.

Ginola only scored 7 goals? That's mental.

I remember this quite well. 2 excellent predators at either end of the pitch. Also used to love the way Peacock used to fall over whenever he used to cross with this left foot.

Yep. If his Southern media chums weren't so up his arse he'd be nowhere near an England shirt. Completely overrated .

A lad at work was having a go at the Zombies running up stairs In the Walking Dead today.

You're such a ray of light. On a side note. I've turned to the darkside and have been "sitting" recently. Makes less wipes. You miss the inspection ceremony though.

Terrible movie. I loved 1 but they've all been shite after that.

There is a girl at work who ALL she talks about is cats. She is the most boring person I have ever heard. SHe is about 4"9 and a little chunky monkey. I have christened her Mugglewump. Muggles for short.