Holden McGroin

Haha. He is quite eloquent compared to online.

I dont think I laughed once during Due Date. It was just a crap Trains, planes and automobiles with zach galifianakis basically playing the same role as his Hangover character. Pretty poor for me.

Well the referee must have thought he dived. In fact, why didnt he stop the game and book him for simulating? i Suppose Barton could also claim evidence of Gervinhio diving earlier on in the game when Ryan Taylor came close to him.

Dont we do that on here all of the time anyway?

Saylor and Colo were awesome today. I would have left Demba Ba on as we had zero goal threat after he went off. I just cant see where the goals are going to come from this season.

She definitely takes it the arse as well. Not every time. Just special occasions like Birthdays and Xmas. You can tell in her eyes.

His wages will be one of 2 reasons we dont sign him.

He looks more like 6'2/3 to me. Wikipedia have him down as 6'5 though. Mental.

“We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%" - my new Pardew footer has arrived. However, I think this may well happen although they'll be sub-standard !

worried now.....how does a player moving club effect your FT. I was basically wondering if he was going to play tomorrow. Plus, he'll get more points being a Liverpool defender than a Newcastle defender on clean sheets.

I suspect he'll drop S.Taylor in at fullback and Play Willo and Colo at CBs. We've known the transfer has been happening for months so not going into the PL season with a recognised full back is nothing short of a disgrace.

He has officially signed, long term contract, rumours of non-disclosure agreement. Should be eligible for tomorrow. Every cloud and all that.

Ive got him in. I assume he hasnt officially signed yet so wont be playing tomorrow though?

Has he gone yet? Just sorting my fantasy team out.

i'd take him a heartbeat. Decent run of games and he'll notch some goals. No problem. Must be concerns over this personality though.

I wonder why he was never given a chance. He was clearly out of his depth as a footballer or there was something going on behind the scenes.

Another one of my signature quotes comes true. I reckon I'll go for Perch quote next.

No chance of Benayoun. He'll get 50% of the games for Chelsea and is around 30 so no resale value.

We dont sign anyone until someone leaves so sounds like Enrique will depart. Shame. Love the guy but can see why he wants to leave. Fuck off Ashley.

You sound like you are at an AA meeting.

He is almost worth just keeping for slaying the Mackems every year.

Which piece of furniture would he be? Plainly Xisco would be a pouffe A three-legged chair.

He is a part of furniture now. We need to come to peace with this.

As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial. Isnt be becoming a bit of cult figure now? Or is that just me? Is cult a typo?