Holden McGroin

Its got nothing to do with whether he is good enough or not. Its more down to Ashley selling him and not getting in a replacement.

I've got a very bad feeling about this. VERY bad. 2-0.

I cant believe that twat from Busted has got the beautiful Emma Willis knocked up.

Contradictory Twat CunT

Didnt he also say that Pieters was on Tyneside to discuss terms the same time he was playing for PSV? Just stop following him man. He hasnt got a clue.

Surely we would have had a list of (say) 10 left backs on the short list. Its been obvious that Enrique leaivng months ago & now here we are with only days to go and we have no replacement lined up.

Crunch time.

Only problem I can see is that he'll definitely drop some clangers. I hope the crowd stay with him. Mike Hooper was a ruined man when he fucked up.

I think Manc Mag more or less sums him up. I'll add to that with: CT will find out the majority opinion then go against it. Every time. Without fail. He often shows his true colours when news first breaks but then will soon be back to going against the grain within hours.

Ha. I was just about to post his twitter account.

Brilliant like. 15 in 36 last season. Either someone hasnt got their stats correct or he hadnt scored in 52 games before that.

I think PTSD can occur after domestic abuse. I seem to recall you saying you went through this (apologies if you didnt). Anyway, exercise might make you feel better. Get yourself out for a run / 5-a-side / swim etc

Haha. He is quite eloquent compared to online.

I dont think I laughed once during Due Date. It was just a crap Trains, planes and automobiles with zach galifianakis basically playing the same role as his Hangover character. Pretty poor for me.

Well the referee must have thought he dived. In fact, why didnt he stop the game and book him for simulating? i Suppose Barton could also claim evidence of Gervinhio diving earlier on in the game when Ryan Taylor came close to him.

Dont we do that on here all of the time anyway?

Saylor and Colo were awesome today. I would have left Demba Ba on as we had zero goal threat after he went off. I just cant see where the goals are going to come from this season.

She definitely takes it the arse as well. Not every time. Just special occasions like Birthdays and Xmas. You can tell in her eyes.

His wages will be one of 2 reasons we dont sign him.

He looks more like 6'2/3 to me. Wikipedia have him down as 6'5 though. Mental.

“We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%" - my new Pardew footer has arrived. However, I think this may well happen although they'll be sub-standard !

worried now.....how does a player moving club effect your FT. I was basically wondering if he was going to play tomorrow. Plus, he'll get more points being a Liverpool defender than a Newcastle defender on clean sheets.

I suspect he'll drop S.Taylor in at fullback and Play Willo and Colo at CBs. We've known the transfer has been happening for months so not going into the PL season with a recognised full back is nothing short of a disgrace.

He has officially signed, long term contract, rumours of non-disclosure agreement. Should be eligible for tomorrow. Every cloud and all that.

Ive got him in. I assume he hasnt officially signed yet so wont be playing tomorrow though?