Holden McGroin

Elliott has signed a 5 year contract according to Miles Starforth.

You sunk my battleship

Bald and a small cock? Lay off the drink otherwise you'll not get a sniff of fanny once you're my age. Your wife not giving it up after the menopause? I think you're projecting your lack of clunge there. Not to worry, I've got an ample cock, espcially with my cunnilingus skills I could get by without one. You're addicted to fanny munching sonna.

According to that Sex Education show i've been wanking over watching recently the average erect dong is 5-7 inches

Apparently your knob gets bigger the less you drink.

His mind might well be elsewhere to be fair. Its actually a sad state of affairs that we have no-one even close to replacing him in the squad though.

Jose always used to speak highly of Steven Taylor.

He looked like Routledge with a left foot.

"His right foot, you know, its just a shwwwinger" :icon_lol:

Or just being forced out?

I often wonder how these transfer negotiations go. Lambarse: How much do you want for Pieters? PSV: £7m Lambarse: We'll give you £5m PSV: No, £7m or no deal Lambarse: £5m. Last offer. How is it still rumbling on?

Sounds like he desperately doesn't want to sign for them.

I think several posters noted this at the time but the Carroll sale had deeper ramifications than suspected. It is most likely the straw that broke the camels back for the players especially after the money wasn't reinvested as promised.

I don't agree with you there Tom tbh and I'm not a fan of Taylor. Taylor's actually been more like the physical centre-half he needs to be (if he's ever going to be a decent PL player) in the last couple of games. That's not really something that other people can do for you. With Woodgate and Bramble (and Woodgate and O'Brien even) because Woodgate was excellent in the air and a 'marking' centre-half they could basically coast through a game alongside him at times. Since Taylor got back from injury at the back end of last season he has been very good.

Because of your recent public nerdgasms I've been listening to the Soundtrack over and over. I just don't get bored of it. +1. I really liked Tron Legacy. Its marmite though. I was talking about it at work with a girl. She agreed that Olivia Wilde is the hottest girl on Earth.

Pork Luncheon Meat was a mainstay on our plates as kids. Pek Chopped Pork was used in a variety of ways, ranging from but not limited to; Pizzas, Sandwiches, Pasta. I still like it personally, though she wont entertain it in the house as she says it smells like catfood. I'm a creation of all that I've done in my past and what I've seen. Lived in Exeter/Torquay for a couple of years in the early 00s. Most people would tone the accent down and be more respectful of others 'way of life'. Unfortunately, I found myself, and still do to this day, comparing everything to my upbringing. I had a normal Geordie upbringing. Dad owned pubs (The Central, Half Moon, Station, Queens Head) so lived above one until I was about 10. LCL, Corned Beef and Beetroot Sandwiches and KP crisps were a delicacy in my mind until I was about 16. You's are right though, if we were all the same it'd be a boring existance. Don't mean to come across as a cock when bigging up our area or thinking I'm Uber Geordio. Places like TupTup and them bars at the bottom of the Bigg Market sicken me though. They're not inkeeping with our heritage or way of life in Newcastle. This is why there are soo many muscle laden mongs in v-neck tshirts out on the drink everynight in Town. Anyway, anyone fancy doing a come dine with me TT special? I can come to yours and feast on beautiful wines and scallops then you can come to mine and I'll dish up a jacket taity and cheese with a slab of Kestrel Super Strength? I still love the odd Pork Luncheon sarnies with brown sauce on of course.

+1 I thought his hold play was superb. Really impressed me on Sat.

Aye, he's decent craic. Though again, he's another of the unemployed I imagine by the amount he tweets. Taity Heed's a joke, he offers absolutely nothing. The best hack to follow is @iainmacintosh and @huddohudson . Macintosh is hilarious. Maybe, although this place would be dead during the day if there wasn't a large number of us posting from work.

We just sold the closest thing to Big Dunc.

Aye. Witty bloke. Definitely the best NUFC twitterererer around.

I think you can get the body fat sucked out to reveal a 6 pack. The fat never accumulates back there again. However it will appear in other places.

What all of us thought anyway. In black and white now.

Judged after 45 mins against a top 4 club. Jesus wept.

Jesus Titty Christ. I bet Charlton said we'd accept a £125,000 bid