Holden McGroin

Are you 14? Just fuck her for a few weeks until the colour comes back into her cheeks. Then start doing that!

1 loss in the last 13 competitive games. Wowzer.

any links?

Where you hearing that from?

fair enough, I can see what you mean. Many fans wear rose-tinted glasses when it comes to their own players though, just sayin.. We are generally quite pessimistic on this board though.

Incredible strike rate so far. He gets far too much stick imo. Seems to get a lot of injuries though. I loved his goal against Brum. Tremendous leap. Fulham goal was lovely as well.

Poor all around. The headbutt looks deliberate to me as well. That'll have to be a rematch.

Aye, I noticed that. What for?

Mad.

He is a dieting and fitness freak. Often pops up on the Chris Moyles show were they basically take the piss out of him. Didnt realise he was gay until about 1 year ago as well.

Did the big fat gyspy wedding show air on Norge TV ?

Dont talk daft man Probably has a bigger a knob than you as well.

If we were getting £100m for it to spend on players I wouldnt really care that much. But we're not so it STINKS !

He played right back for Argentina at the WC.

Seems like he has brightened the place up to me. J20 is just gutted because he has bigger guns than him.

Eden Lake. English horror. 7/10 Broken Britain attacks lovely couple on romantic getaway. A Daily Mail wet dream.

This is a pretty awesome hot sauce online shop: Hot Sauce Emporium I fancy trying the 'Sphincter Shrinker"

Have you got a stall at the Chilli festival mate? I'm all over that this weekend.

No bother...... He's got the longest sniper kill in British Army history, He's Britain's youngest ever sergeant major, he's mentioned in Brian Hanrahan's book on the Falklands War (we've checked this out and obviously, it's a load of shit), he used to be a bare knuckle fighter for extra cash while in the army. He was an unarmed combat and Arctic warfare instructor and was so good he was allowed to train Yanks and Russians up to British standards. He installed a clean water supply to a remote village in Guatemala while working for the Red Cross, but it took twice as long to install as he kept being interrupted by rebel soldiers on the border. Whilst in Guatemala he was bitten on the face by a rare mosquito and every few years it flares up into a big crusty mess and he has to have a special one off 5 gram penicillin tablet for it to go away. The bite was so bad it knocked him unconscious and the next thing he knew he woke up back in Britain as they'd had to get him an emergency flight home. His 'wife' is a vet (she's not, we've checked) and he once took what he thought was a paracetamol out of her handbag for a headache. It turns out it was a horse tranquilliser and the next thing he knew he was waking up in intensive care. The reason his 'wife' doesn't share his name is because it costs £2000 to get your name changed in the vet register and they didn't think it was worth the money. His 'vet' wife invented a cure for some kind of fish ailment and toured America for 12 months preaching about her findings. His wife has regularly been up all night putting down 'famous' racehorses who've had an accident. There is more, much much more...... These make me so happy.

;) :lol: PMSL Tell us some more. These are genius!

I agree with that but the problem was he was a decent base to build on (with good players) and look forward to attack a European position. Now the management have no interest in providing this we are once again hoping for 17th place.