Holden McGroin

She was too fucked to be fucked. Chucked her in a cab. Proper Gentleman me, like.

I was on a date with a bird last week. She got a bit drunk and towards the end of the evening brazenly asked how big my cock was...not in length but girth. I then made my wanking claw for which she stuck her fingers through and said "MMMm, nice". I dont think i'll see her again cos I made the hole twice as big as it really was.

Who really knows what goes on behind closed doors so taking sides is pretty naive. Still, im in the the pro-Ben Arfa camp. The guy has talent.

Just ask CT.

You dont like Shawshank? I cant get on with Pulip Fiction and LoTR though.

I didn't realise you were a hipster. They are the 4th and 13th best movies ever made according to IMDB public opinion. The fact that Nolan made The Dark Knight semi believable that a guy in a batman suit could integrate into such a gritty world makes it so good.

It seems the majority of the board has dabbled with varying degrees of success and failure. Access must be easy which the government is clearly fighting a losing battle against.

Two rounds a day? Im knackered after two per week !

MDMA

I meant bitter about the million pound houses and high flyer friends but then I was just teasing. Slight off piste but Its similar to when people call me "Geordie wanker" down here. Its like they think I would offended by something im proud of !

You sound jealous.

Some people just have to take their work home.

God knows whats in cocaine by the time it reaches street level .

I was banging a Doctor recently and she said that Cannabis was by far the worst drug going around. Can proper fuck you up apparently.

I average around the 90 mark. Maybe play 3 times in 4 weeks on average over the summer. Tee Off Times app is good for finding cheap rounds. Golfshot app is also good for stats and scoring. Includes GPS distance-to-hole as well which is very handy. I like playing with "club-chuckers". Its a frustrating sport but when you see other people do it, it makes you think twice about it next time...

I've seen it with own eyes. He has specifically played Shola up front to miss out the midfield. Especially after Cabaye left and we didn't have any creativity.

So does Ben Arfa. I hope Pardew doesnt play hoof-ball or him and De Jong will look like fishes out of water.

He is a short arse as well. Might struggle with the physicality of the PL as well.

Danny Mills or Javier Mascherano....

Peacock. Surely we had a better centre half!?

He must be close to throwing the toys out of the pram and threatening to play the reserve team now. Normally supporters say that in jest (or don't have a clue what they are talking about) but in this case we are getting tonked 3/4 -0 every week and that must mean the players aren't giving 100%. All the WC players would be shitting themselves about getting in their squads if they didnt play for 3 months. Having said that he has to go. Its an absolute shambles at the moment and not up to NUFC standards. The whole situation is damaging both short and long term now. Teams that beat us comfortably this season have the confidence to say "we beat them 4-0 last year, this isnt a difficult place to go to." Its a sliding effect and we've let standards slip. Players and management are both to blame.

Dummett will end up playing League 1 football and then turn out for Gateshead before he is 30. He isn't Premier league class, unfortunately.

UFO abduction. FACT.

Why wouldnt it be manslaugher? The bloke has killed someone.