Holden McGroin

It would be if they lived like normal people. The fact that a lot of footballers are broke now indicates a lot of them just live in the moment. If they had any nous about them they'd save/invest for the future. Even an average Championship footballer who gets £4-8k per week and has a 10 year career should have enough (with prudence) to live comfortably. Wasnt John Terry declared bankrupt a couple of years ago. He is on ~£120k per week.

Nobby Solano getting involved now!

He wont come to us if we're in the Championship

FUCKING HELL !! Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton Sniffed and gambled all your dough. What a waste. Left kids and wife, cos u pulled a young bird. Tragic. Now do one Tourette's face!

add coke head to that list !!

True but we should have shown some ambition in the summer. It would have made a world of a difference. All he i asking for is a bit of ambition. We have zero with Cashley in charge.

We'll have to see how this one pans out but we will no doubt not get someone in now if he signs for QPR. Then a relegation battle *really* beckons.

Simon Bird: "Ben arfa on French radio tonight: :" If there's no ambition at Newcastle then maybe I shd leave at the end of the season"

I didnt think QPR would splash out more cash. I dont know how Harry persuades the chairmen to do it. They'll be in deep financial shit like the rest of them soon.

Barton said that he was staying with Marseille last week, signing for toon a few days ago and now for QPR. I hope his latest tweet is wrong

Apparently he sought advice from Cabaye on Sun night. Oh dear.

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If they live happily ever after i'll donate my right nut.

Not sure its quite as black and white as that. He was diagnosed with terminal cancer so he knew he was going to die and perhaps lost a bit of fear as he went further and further into the drug world. I quite like how its evolved although he is losing the humanity touch in the latest serious.

Interviews are generally a waste of time these days. Especially post match interviews.

I actually think its the other way around. Refs are bit lenient because they know he is clumsy. Most bookings are well deserved.

Yep. We might not see the quality of players like Ba, Colo and Ben Arfa for a long time.

He genuinely could be in any squad in the world. I'd like to think he'd stay with us but if a good CL team comes knocking then you cant blame the lad. We have zero ambition to get there.

I can sense this departure could cause huge unrest again.

The French lads could have all gang-banged her. The Ameobi brothers could have spit-roasted her. Take your pick.

I dont think we have any option but to play him. Otherwise its Perch and Williamson. Therefore it means instant defeat.

Its for his girlfriend (or something like that).

Not sure you can directly blame Ashley for Colo leaving. He did just give him a 4 year contract in the summer which he should honour. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors though. Pardew could have shagged his wife.

Banning guns in America is like banning booze in Britain. Never going to happen.

I agree with that. New series in the US comes out on Sunday.