Holden McGroin

"pund chunk"

Paradis is very unattractive.

About £13. Thats at a Cineworld in Creepy Crawley though.

Do they have a real pair of tits between them?

He did a great job there. Spurs will fuck it up. They always do.

The story is slightly different apparently. I dont think they even go to Mars. Directed by Len Wiseman. I'm not hopeful.

It was a very 80s remake of an 80s movie. Pretty pointless but it kept me entertained for 90 mins. Easy watch.

Americans are on another level.

Booked my tickets already for Batman at an IMAX 3D. Rather excited.

We looked really tired yesterday in the 2nd half. This doesnt bode well.

What do you mean? The manufacturing of Solar panels?

There seemed to be a lot of scenes missing which Ridley will no doubt expose in a directors cut version. The character development was very poor. I barely remembered their names, nevermind caring about them. I was bit worried about Damon Lindelof doing the screenwriting. Unfortunately, I think he dropped the ball on this one. Good work on Star Trek but this had more Lost about it.

Kelly? Has he even played more than 10 games this season? I actually think he is a decent player. Not international class yet. Basing our squad on Liverpool players (especially this season) is tragic. Im hoping Henderson and Kelly get nowhere near the team.

Just got back from watching it. Agree from most of Kermode's comments - apart from the CGI which I thought was good. No character development, no surprises, stupid moments. I wont ruin it with spoilers but very, VERY disappointed. 5.5/10.

Amazing to think he is a Premier League footballer.

Ive got tickets to see Prometheus on Sunday. Looking forward to it due to the secrecy. I'm also trying to avoid any spoilers. Batman is going to be epic. Dark Knight is an all time classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AleYSkW2LoQ

Kneeing Ageuro was absolute crazy. Then trying to stick the nut on Kompany. Mad man

A few hours ago he said he'd take criticism of Lineker, now he is saying he'll expose him after Lineker does just that! He is mental. Joey Barton tweets: I'd take it off Hansen and @GaryLineker but not from that bell, same fella that stamped on Neil Lennon,then threatened FA if they banned him Lineker to Barton: Still raging then? Still kicking out? And still, presumably, misunderstood? But only by yourself I suspect. Barton to Lineker do u wanna go there publicly "Mr Squeaky Clean" ? Think u should have a look in that vast closet of skeltons before u respond. I know a lot about THAT side to u the people don't and won't bat an eye lid at exposing u. So mind ur manners Squeaky... now back under your stone you odious little toad...

Man on a Ledge. Standard movie.

Iain Macintosh is well worth a follow if you're not already. This was his reaction to the Cisse goal last night.

Its needs a tougher man than Jon Obi Mikel to take down Tiote.

I hope Woy gets rid of the billy big balls and gets a work team ethic going - then relying on a wonder tournament from Rooney (if we get through). Thats our only hope of progressing. A semi-final place would be an over achievement.

Should ketchup be refrigerated by the way? I never have but occasionally I see it in friends houses.

She really isnt hot. I'd obviously stick it up her but i can think of 100 women i'd rather pork.