Holden McGroin

Jack Reacher. 5.5 / 10.

Its a parody site.

Really sad news for him. He'll do well to make it back as a pro.

Didnt he have trouble getting in the US for a pre-season tour?

Cant argue with that.

Aye. Could have played for England with the shower of shite we've had in goal between Seaman -> Hart.

The back injury is a ruse in my opinion. Maybe it has been put in place for Pardew to roll out the line: "Backs are a tricky one. We arent sure when he'll be able to train again. Its taking longer than expected. We have to be careful with backs" etc etc etc.

Games v teams like this are rubbish. Its just a matter of breaking them down. And even when that happens they still dont come out their shell. Pointless game. There has to be a better way of having competitive games. Maybe the minnows should have some pre-qualifying for the qualifiers.

Not his fault. He had a player run across his view. The linesman is culpable in my opinion. The linesman should have seen the handball as well.

Eh? I think that San Marino wont get out of their half so playing a midfielder with a bit of creativity in defence makes sense to me. Its a double bill as well so we play on Tuesday too.

What is your top 4? Bearing in mind Rio would struggle to play 2 games in a week. I genuinely am struggling to name 2 good centrebacks. Terry needs to play deep as he has no pace. The rest are average. Sad times.

He has to protect his player. Not sure what everyone is getting so worked up about in that respect. The player will probably get a bollocking behind closed doors but its just the same as Wenger and his "I didnt see it" mentality.

McManaman looks like a wrong 'un as well.He is from Liverpool and you can tell by his scrunched up-face.

To be fair to Halsey his linesmen did nothing to help him out. TV coverage suggest he had a player in his line of sight but fuck me, the linesman was about 10 yards away and could have flagged. Same for the handball as well. Its easy to have a go at the ref but in this case the whole refereeing team should be disciplined. Bad form all around.

He might want to though. I always find watching England much better when we have representation.

Cardozo is a class act. REALLY tough draw.

Has Aeris ever posted a pic of herself/himself?

Yes. There were athletes in the Olympics who got worse than that.

I think Taylors injury record plays against him. Wasted years of his career in the treatment room.

Over the top as usual from CT. I do actually like Marveux but he needs to up his consistency if he wants to be a regular.

Shawcross is very, very limited

They are all at a similar level in my opinion. Lescott is perhaps a tad better. Cahill is amazingly overrated. He looks elegant on the ball but he is actually quite easily got at.

I bet someone has died from leaning too far and killed themselves. Mainly fat people.

Exactly the same as me. I have only ever been to the cinema once when I was in Dubai. I had hours to wait for a flight and my mate I was staying with was at work.

I have to admit I have converted to a sitter. After a test phase it seemed that i needed less wipes. Its all round more efficient.