Holden McGroin

He played left back v Norwich last season IIRC.

Its only about 1hr drive when you get through the chunnel (if you want to drive all the way).

I still fancy them to go down. At home they wont be able to break teams down.

I'd also love to see Ben Arfa behind a striker but that means we'd have to realistically play Obertan which is a big no-no.

The long ball drives me mad. Krul HOOOOOFFFF. We have the players to play possession football but its all a bit straight lines, formation wise. It works well when defending but having any sort of fluidity with a rigid 4-4-2 wont happen. Pardiola tried to change that in the second half but it backfired as we hardly had any width. I'd probably be inclined to drop one of the Dembas next game and get Marveux in the team. He rarely loses possession and offers some natural width.

+!. Cracking bod but i could walk down Northumberland high street and spot 5 fitter birds. No problem.

Hooooooooof.

Not sure what Pardiola is going formation-wise here. No width. Just long punts.

Anything over a 10 yard pass and Anita blazes it wildly.

He is doing it because thats CTs nature. Against the grain at every opportunity. The sad thing is he actually starts believing some of the wind-ups he goes on.

How many times have you seen Douglas play?

The team Pardew put out was a necessity really. I suspect Shola would have played instead of Cisse as well - if fit. That would have meant 11 changes from that side to Chelsea. Im quite impressed with our squad depth. Its certainly getting stronger.

Tremendous rack.

Has she had a tit job? Im so glad this thread has resurfaced.

I dont think it should be expected at all to be honest. He should have positioned himself better after the 2nd time it happened. 3rd was a goal. he did seem to get his act together in the 2nd half though. Maybe pards told him how to handle him. Looked decent on the ball though.

Obertan is awful. I'd be embarrassed by playing some of the passes he has(nt) made tonight.

Ive only watched that for about 5 seconds but me too. Not worth the hassle.

I've never cried when any of our dogs died. i left that to my mother. I have to admit I had a tear in my eye just before kick off at the 7-1 Leicester game. The atmosphere was amazing. I think that may have been complete surprise that the East Stand was rocking though.

Without trying to ruin it for everyone. The bit where he "entered" was like a shit ghost train at a Theme Park,.

I quite liked the idea of Cabin in the Woods. As LBT said though it could have done with a little "less" at the end. Insidious started well but was ruined by final third.

He isnt a link man though. He prefers to run from deep.

It doesn't but how can we accommodate Cabaye, Tiote and Anita? They are all deep lying CMs.

Isnt he only 5'6 ? If so then it will be very difficult for him to make it as a TOP player. Players like Beardo and Zola had something super special which got them there. Hopefully this kid has the same. Thats not to say he wont make a profession out of the game. Im basing all this on his height without ever seeing the lad kick a ball of course.

That voyeur clearly needs locking up. Hilarious.

I want to know what happens next. Most likely a hospital visit. Number 1 amused me as well. Gross.