Holden McGroin

So we have 1 centre back for the next game and no-one remotely physical enough to play the position alongside Colo either. And zero established full backs of course. You couldnt make this shit up.

It surely was imperative for Ashleys bank balance to keep us up this season. The TV deal next season is immense. He thought we'd secured it when we had 35 points 8 games ago. If he had any sense he'd sack that prick now and hope the new manager could get a win out this lot. The sad thing is that these players just arent good enough. Its genuinely the worst Newcastle team i've ever seen. Not only that they dont give a fuck. This club is rotten.

Is Janmaat out for the season now? If so, we have Anita-Colo-Dummet-Colback in the back line. We're royally fucked.

What is your point? Plus they are decent at home.

I'll win about £200 if we go down. I could see this a mile off. Ashley doesn't give a fuck (well he didnt cos he thought we'd stay in the PL), the players clearly dont give a fuck and now the supporters are in a complete state of apathy. The rest of the teams are battling for their lives. We're in a perilous position. 35 points isnt going to be enough.

8 defeats in a row now. No fight and the players are not only shite but they cant be arsed either. I hope they can just turn up for one more game this season and get 3 points. Looking unlikely.

Like he'd walk out of the job if he doesnt get the money to spend ! Thats the reason you're getting the job you fucking moron !

And so are we.

What makes you think we'll get something from QPR away? They'll see that as a 3 point opportunity.

The whole team is playing like they want away. Not just Krul .

I thought Hull were destined for the drop two weeks ago. Now they've beaten Palace and Liverpool. Things can easily change around and some teams with very little to play for might be easy prey for a determined relegation threatened team. Sadly we lack any determination. We cant score goals and have the 2nd worst defence in the league. Im worried.

Keegan did ok !

We need to two new centre halves and a left back to start with. Offload :Anita, R.Taylor, Gouffran & Willo straight away. Dummet should be used sparingly

I havent watched that yet but I really wish people would stop responding to Katie Hopkins. She'd soon disappear.

Only 25?? Apparently Spurs fans rate him as the one of the worst players they've ever had. After Ramon Vega!

Sadly he'd probably be the first name on the team sheet.

The Last Man on Earth is a decent find. Its one of those series that you can surf the net while having on the background.

Did you seriously just say Lovecraftian ?!!

It was an easy watch. Mark Kermode destroyed it and I think the director was being pressured to make into the 3-D movie by the studios when he didnt want anything to do with retro-fitting.

4 goals in 9 games. Cant see where a goal is coming from at the minute and Cisse is out for a few more as well.

The players simply aren't good enough. We have a leaky defence and cant score goals. An absolute recipe for relegation. Colo is back next week so we will be slightly more organised. Cisse will be back for the last 3 games . We need a couple of wins to be sure. QPR have West Ham, us and Leicester which they could easily take 9 points from. I cant see Hull getting 7 points to overtake us though. They have an awful run in. Im worried.

None of which are as good as Santon

Who do we play right back if Janmaat gets injured? I wouldnt say we were well stocked at RB at all. Plus he is better than all the LBs we have.

Anita isnt suited to this league. The sooner we can offload him and let Abied get some game time, the better. I'd like to see Riviere given a chance alongside Perez.