Holden McGroin

Its out of our hands now isnt it? If everyone wins their games down there then we are down.

Can see Sunderland grinding the required points out. Our goal difference could come back to haunt us.

There were definitely some numpties in attendance.

I did mine about a month beforehand as well. Mine was funny though!

Got a cracking laugh from my audience. I was completely relaxed after that. Dont get too drunk either. Just stay at a nice level.

I had that one in my speech but took it out just before. There was moany old lady about 5 yards away! In hindsight I should have just gone for glory.

His dad was an ex-copper and loved it. A few people (mainly girls) didnt get the Bangor joke but they came upto me afterwards. "I didnt get the joke but then my boyfriend explained it and I thought it was really funny" Honestly, everyone will be drunk and you're allowed to go close to the bone. You're allowed. Best man afterall !!!

Yeah. Confirmed by Ian Macintosh in yesterdays Guardian Podcast.

Streaming while watching SSN. Or I may just go out in the sunshine and check on the score.

Did my first best man speech two weeks ago. I was ok until about an hour beforehand then started getting really nervous. I started with "Before I start I’ve got to be honest. I was a little bit nervous about doing a speech today. So I prepared a few lines beforehand to help me get through it. Now that I’ve snorted them I feel great, so let’s get on with the speech." AND ended with a classic. "So to bring this speech to an end, i'd just like to wish them a happy honeymoon in North Wales..... I presume that is where they are going, because Paul said he said he's going to BANGOR for a week." All of it went down well.

And one of his worst.

We made it easy for them.

Please not Jonas at left back.

It was barely a red card offence in my opinion. Lambert got him sent off for his reaction. Yellow would have done.

Isnt he a mackem as well?

Who was the bloke that just disappeared one day? Reckoned he could lift the barbells the size of range rovers.

Girls moaning about their weight. They spend billions in the beauty industry every year trying to look good but then stuff all amounts of shit down their necks. Just do some fucking exercise and/or eat healthier. Its not rocket science.

I don't think the defence was actually the problem on Sat. It was the midfield. They offered no protection. If you play a high line it's common knowledge that you have to press their midfield incredibly hard and don't give them time to think on the ball. We didn't do that and allowed them to chip balls over the top at will. It's one level up fom Sunday football that. And Pardew either failed to get it right or his players dint give a fuck.

Problem was that we've been mentally "on the beach" recently. Its hard to turn that mindset around when our form and heart has gone.

Who can then? Colo isnt that great in the air. I dont think Taylor & Mbwia can match him either. It'll be an aerial bombardment.

Yep. It'll go down to the QPR game for me. If we lose it I think we are down. West Ham will be up for this game. Big Sam, Carroll, Nolan, Pardew going back to former club. Guaranteed defeat in my opinion. The only saving grace could be that Pardew plays the right team, with the right formation, with the right players in their correct positions. And then we might scrape something. Arsenal will need a win to get in the CL.

Yep. Didnt seem overly important in the grand scheme of things at the time.

They have a knack of escaping and are playing a couple of teams that have over-achieved this year and therefore will have their foot on the break. Im very worried.

Pace over the top isnt going to be a problem . I'd be very tempted to throw Willo in there to combat Carroll.

I think Wigan will get 7 points from that. If we hadn't given up in the last game we'd be sitting a lot more comfortable.