Holden McGroin

One of the lads at my work is coming to the end of his apprentice and is nearly in tears at the moment. If a household earns more then £30,000 (his mum is on £13k per year) then they'll have to pay market rent - which will be ludicrous in Brighton. He is estimating his rent going from £400 to £700 so he is going to ask the boss to make sure he is on less than £16k when his apprentice runs out. In fact, he might have to ask for sub £15k as he'd have to pay student loan back.

I actually think Marveux is quite talented. There is definitely a player in him. However his best role is probably a number 10 and he just wont influence a game nor score enough goals to warrant that position.

You can have the best staff in the world but if the squad is shite then it will end in tears.

To be fair, we just normally hear players have signed out of the blue rather than weeks of lead up speculation. I dont think the papers have a lot of moles in this club any more so they are just guessing, like us.

He lacked a yard of pace to be top class but still was underrated in my opinion.

He isnt at all. He completely struggled when played up front by himself and didnt really play well unless off Zamora. He isnt very mobile at all. Good finisher though.

The joke is almost worthy of a ban.

True Detective s02 e02 was good. Very good.

Hahaha. Did they not have the funding for tennis equipment in Sunderland?

I personally wouldn't have Austin. I'd rather stick with Cisse if its one in, one out.

Mad Max: Fury Road. I think my expectations were high due to the reviews. The effects and stunts were great but i dont think its worthy of the 8.5 on IMDB. I'd give it a 7.

There is a hot bit of British filth in Jurassic World. Zara I think. Edit: She is actually Irish. Plays a posh English bird though.

You've come along way since not watching an American productions and not visiting Sunderland.

My willy was extending when I saw her tits jiggling.

Not yet, anyway.

Its funny you find it unrealistic that a woman could run quickly in a pair of heels when the thing chasing her is a 18 foot reptile that had been resurrected 65 millions years after its death

Entourage - 7/10 . I loved the series and this was just a continuation. I loved the ending. Amusing rather than funny. There were about 10 people in the cinema though. Jurassic World - 7/10 . Standard popcorn movie.

The funny thing is that Carver has had such bad press that he might struggle to get any sort of a coaching job elsewhere.

Absolutely terrible that a young girls life has been ruined. Although i'd rather have my leg than a few million quid I hope she rinses them.

Do any of the these missing cases that end up on National TV end well?

So basically it sounds like we've offered him a shit contract and want the compensation. If he signs the shit contract he'll be a useful backup. Win-win for NUFC.

So Sammy got offered a new contract? Why would this be revealed to the public? And if they wanted him to sign one why wasnt it offered months ago. All seems a bit odd to me.

I'll think you'll find he was one of the best.

The interview is a slap in the face. Anyone with a level of intelligence wouldn't be fooled by it.