Holden McGroin

What do you not get? They have won more games at home - scoring more and conceding less along the way - than we have won away. We are bottom of the form table and havent scored an away in 5 games. The only point we have in the last 9 games is against a West Brom team that had nothing to play for. The only leveler is that we both have two sets of players that couldn't give a fuck.

I think you're forgetting they are quite decent at home and we havent scored an away goal in 5 games. They also have two physical strikers who will relish balls in the box against our lot if they get the service. Depends how you look at the drubbing. They may not want another embarrassment and actually put some effort in.

QPR will do us quite easily. People are forgetting how bad we actually are.

I think we should just for two nil-nils and hope the opposition dont get a free-kick or a corner.

Yeah. Jones is awful. I'd take Vlaar, Micah Richards, and Ings in a heartbeat.

It looks like a mashup of the 3 previous movies. And the whole plot is given away as well. Shite.

We might need more than 3 points...

Dummett will have to be wheeled out. There is no chance Ryan Taylor will be a reasonable centre back.

The majority of central London voted labour which dispels a few myths. Other than that my lot went green and our neighbours Hove had a surprising labour gain. The rest of the South East is rather depressingly blue.

Sadly I think the Tories are going to get back in.

Kevin Dillon

Hahaha Classic.

I was just about to post that KCG.

Can he play centre back?

"Come and play for us for a year then we'll let you go for £20m."

I cant see why Hull cant get anything out of Spurs either, They probably dont want to be in the UEFA cup now that their CL hopes have been dashed.

Macintosh is great. By far my favourite journalist.

Despite all that he is still miles ahead of Carver.

Id take Laurent Charvet now.

So we have 1 centre back for the next game and no-one remotely physical enough to play the position alongside Colo either. And zero established full backs of course. You couldnt make this shit up.

It surely was imperative for Ashleys bank balance to keep us up this season. The TV deal next season is immense. He thought we'd secured it when we had 35 points 8 games ago. If he had any sense he'd sack that prick now and hope the new manager could get a win out this lot. The sad thing is that these players just arent good enough. Its genuinely the worst Newcastle team i've ever seen. Not only that they dont give a fuck. This club is rotten.

Is Janmaat out for the season now? If so, we have Anita-Colo-Dummet-Colback in the back line. We're royally fucked.

What is your point? Plus they are decent at home.

I'll win about £200 if we go down. I could see this a mile off. Ashley doesn't give a fuck (well he didnt cos he thought we'd stay in the PL), the players clearly dont give a fuck and now the supporters are in a complete state of apathy. The rest of the teams are battling for their lives. We're in a perilous position. 35 points isnt going to be enough.

8 defeats in a row now. No fight and the players are not only shite but they cant be arsed either. I hope they can just turn up for one more game this season and get 3 points. Looking unlikely.