Holden McGroin

This was my first game of the season in the flesh. Half the players looked like they couldnt give a fuck, the rest of them hid. Spineless cunts. McClaren has clearly lost them and he has to go. There is no way this squad should be as bad as this. Bournemouth are a bunch of championship players and made us look like a non-league team. I would have been embarrassed by some of the play out there and I only made it to county level. Absolutely basic stuff completely missing. I actually felt sorry for the defence and Shelvey when they had the ball. The movement was absolutely unforgivable in front of them.

Not sure Stoke deserved to win that game. A draw would have been a fair result. The only real chance was Doombars. Shaqiris was a thunderbastard with the wind behind. Edit: If Sissoko had any sort of a decent touch he would have been clean through.

Dont worry. After tonights game another -3 will be added to the goal difference anyway.

Yeah, I think Frampton will nick it as he has a better jaw.

True. I never said it did. He just kept us in the premier league which is what Ashley wanted.

im Team Chez on this debate. If you look at Pardews record from a distance then its exactly what you'd expect from the personnel he had it his disposable.

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Comparing overall records is all good and well but we are different team away from home. Absolutely spineless both in attack and defence.

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Its away from home so a drubbing is nailed on.

Deadpool was very funny.

Legend. I preferred the original with Martin Kemp !

We could end up like Leeds if we go down. Our best bet is to stay in the league and hope he just sells up one day.

Gino at home is world class. Gino away doesn't show up. Next game against West Brom is crucial.

We are really targeting young expensive English players this window. Definite change in policy.

It was just a bizarre signing in the first place. Clearly not McClarens idea.

I think Berahino would be a good signing but not sure how far its worth stretching for . We desperately need a new left back.

He was supposed to be loaned straight back to Fulham so I dont think that will be a factor

I was on jury for a fox hunting scuffle. The protester allegedly hit one of the fox hunters. The protester's witnesses denied he punched him The fox hunters witnesses said he did. I had to sit around debating this with the other jurors afterwards. Loads of them were saying "Oh, but he looks a wrong 'un" Complete waste of time and resources. At least I got a week off work on full pay.

I'd be happy to play hard ball with Spurs. He should be valued around the £8m mark.

£14m.....ha

I think he'll turn out to be a very good player. Needs to fire his agent though.

Maybe, but they missed a couple of sitters and Cabayes shot would have been a goal of the season contender. Man Citys first two goals were very soft as well.

Sissoko needs to add goals to his game to be worthy of a wing spot in this formation.