Holden McGroin

I had to Google Maria Whitaker. I used to have this full size poster next to my bed: You've got no idea how many times I've wanked over this (and neither do I )

It might never get back that way if we keep losing games. Even at grass roots level you get cracks showing when you're not winning games so with a bunch of overpaid prima donnas in the team I imagine its hugely magnified.

I genuinely have no idea if Charlton was better than Rooney. I remember 1986 onwards and there have been some fantastic players. We've had loads including Waddle, Gazza, Shearer, Beardsley, Robson and more recently Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard. Rooney is up there. And before anyone starts, if they think Gerrard and Lampard are shit they no nothing about football.

There were no goals in that team last night. Thauvin ws a 1 in 4 man for Marseille. Sissoko will get about 5 per season. Anita and Colback will get 1 or 2 and we've barely had a defender score from a set piece in years. Cisse will put the ball in the net if you give him service and Gini will help out but other than that you just cant see where the goals are coming from. I'd be tempted to play both Aarons and Perez against Watford as they are pacey and offer a goal threat. De Jong is also good for a goal so he has to be contention. Big game against Watford. If we don't win then we are in a bit of trouble.

Dont think its as bad as you lot are making out. Should be 1-1 on clear cut chances and we've about 60+% possession. They look dangerous on the counter. I'd haul Colback off now as he might get another yellow, drop sissoko back to CM.

Happy Birthday !

I sometimes wonder if Stevie believes everything he says.

Surely It was Hans Solo. Skywalker was a bore-off.

*tail between my legs* He is 31 one as well. £5m is a bit silly.

Whoops. *approximately*

What a shit comment that is. It was 8 in 18. Better than 1 in 2! And Reading were shite last year as well !!!

Anita is not great. He is bang average and shuldnt be in the starting XI. In decent form though.

Wanayama is average. Yes, he is an improvement over Colback and Anita but if Tiote is mentally and physically fine then i'd give him a run in the team alongside Sissoko with Gini in front.

A couple of times a week I reckon. Depends if Laura from Accounts wears that slutty outfit.

I doubt you need an e-cig after only 1 fag

Ageist

I was too young to go to Derby (12 years old). What does that make me?

I tried House of Cards but didnt really get into it. I quit after season 1.

Yeah, he smashes a cross about 30 yards too far as well !!! if thats the best bits then i'd be worried !!

Any working links still out there? I want to check a few ex-gfs !

I've just started Gotham. Seems easy watch so far.

He only played 1 or 2 games there so thats an unfair critisicm of Colo. Having said that, he doesn't have the legs to play that position now I quite like Sissoko a bit deeper. He can break forward ell and having an anchor behind him (Colback or Tiote) would work. I dont rate Anita at all. He will get bullied against the better teams. He'd probably be okay in Serie A or La Liga but I think the PL is a step too physical for him.

CT enhancing is reputation again I see...

Scotts (I think it was called) in Whitley Bay. It was the only place they'd serve a 16 year old.

A classic.