Holden McGroin

They are below average though. I would target LB and our central midfield if I was an opposition manager. Fine lines win games in PL.

The central midfield seriously needs shaking up. Anita wouldnt get in a lot of championship sides.

They are all substandard players and we'll get relegated if we persist with them at left back.

Its either that or high paid foreign mercenaries (on longer contracts). We have to try something or we are down and a 6 month contract is a non-risk for a proven international player, especially when you consider the money involved between the PL and Championship. Of course there could be other factors involved in this like he doesnt give a fuck and would rather watch it the PL on his TV.

Big Mike is ruthless. He wont care one bit about these peons.

I guess he doesnt want to play enough to take a wage cut. Im sure clubs have sniffed around him.

Surely worth it on a years contract. And clubs should have a bargaining chip now that he hasnt had a club since the summer.

We are going to have to find a backbone from somewhere are we are down. And splash out on some PL experienced players in January. Still no idea why no-one has picked up Ashley Cole.

Surely two were Mbembas fault as well or are we being blind to this at the moment?

You have pricks like this in every team at every level that think they are better than the rest but are actually bang average.

Christ. This could be a drubbing.

The Thing is one of my fav movies. Black and white one as well.

The best recent horror is Sinister for me. I also watched The Visit last night which was a bit jumpy in places. As a kid though. Nightmare on Elm St, Halloween, The Omen and The Shining. The Wickerman was upsetting but the one I had most nightmares with was The Fly.

You'd expect a little time to gel but we look like we've regressed. Maybe relegation isnt too bad if we clear everyone out and start again.

Even his best bits on YouTube look shite. Shocking decision to replace him for Cabella especially as he had a years experience under his belt. This lad is starting form scratch and doesnt look upto at this stage.

If any clubs were looking at our players then only Janmaat iand Mbemba would come out smelling of roses.

There is something seriously wrong behind the scenes. The balance and tactics arent good enough and the players dont give a shite. I cant see anything other than relegation this season.

All teams need to do now is man-mark Janmaat and we're fucked.

We might need Willo in the Championship next year. Keep him sweet.

Slate Colback some more please...

Colback is isolated to be fair to him. The rest of the midfield arent helping him.

No shape. No pressure. Little determination to track back. Signs aren't good.

This is half-hearted. Thauvin needs to come off. I'd rather play put Obertan on...

Its just an awful, awful newspaper. Will never get any clicks from me ever again.

6 eps into Narcos. Class so far.