Holden McGroin

How to make a bad situation a million times worse - by Dr Gloom.

Shearer v Spurs in the FA Cup semi final. OOoooooof

Yeah, im ready to have kids and i'll be a good dad. Im just going to miss out on a lot of stuff. Probably pretty common these days though.

Well we arent together any more. Not my problem.

Im of age to want kids, and financially solid and mentally ready. It just hasn't worked out the way i planned it !

Yeah, I'm going to struggle with that I think.

She already has one.... I'm fucked.

Ive already had the government child contribution calculator out !

She loved it in the poo as well. Its going to be my new favourite hole from now on. Arse -> Mouth -> Vagina

I was seeing her for a few months so yeah, 100% sure (maybe 99%)

Its looking that way Gemmill....

Dont do what i've just done. Was using my predatory skills on Tinder a few months ago. Fell for this hot bitch. Mad in the head, good in the bed n all that. We've since split up but turns out she is now preggers... my life is now fucked. Dont be a fool, wrap your tool kids.

Female work colleagues are there for fantasy..........

I'd seriously just play Sissoko back there rather than those two. Our two weakest players out of position....

It clearly guarantees it .

If Mbabu isnt fit then we are in trouble. Never thought I'd write those words.

He'd probably get in the team at the moment.

Apart from MBemba....

We dont need hope. Thats the last thing we need.

The team has visibly given up. Morale must be a fucking shambles. There is enough quality in this squad to have a lot more than 25 points. Purely attitude and a spine holding them back.

Our whole team is utter shite.

I dont recall saying he was better than Cahill but i did rate him once upon at time. This season has been a disaster of course but then only Elliott can come out with his head held high. Plus Cahill was susceptible of being turned extremely easy - which he did eradicate out of his game a couple of years ago.

He might have been at the time! I remember you said David Wheater was better !