Holden McGroin
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I can see us getting 4 points and the mackems getting 5.
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Its mixed emotions really as my mindset went into "being a father". Hopefully i'll look back in a year with relief but its a weird feeling at the moment.
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Just an update on Tinder girl : She has decided not to go ahead with pregnancy. Time to keep little McGroin in his pants for a while. Lesson learnt.
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Loving the advice. I think i'll settle somewhere in between telling her i've got parkinsons running through the family and marrying her though.
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She knows I have legendary genes as we were seeing each other for a few months. she also knows I have legendary sperm now. One shot of single barreled yogurt rifle, one kill.
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How to make a bad situation a million times worse - by Dr Gloom.
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Shearer v Spurs in the FA Cup semi final. OOoooooof
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Yeah, im ready to have kids and i'll be a good dad. Im just going to miss out on a lot of stuff. Probably pretty common these days though.
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Well we arent together any more. Not my problem.
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Im of age to want kids, and financially solid and mentally ready. It just hasn't worked out the way i planned it !
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Yeah, I'm going to struggle with that I think.
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She already has one.... I'm fucked.
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Ive already had the government child contribution calculator out !
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She loved it in the poo as well. Its going to be my new favourite hole from now on. Arse -> Mouth -> Vagina
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I was seeing her for a few months so yeah, 100% sure (maybe 99%)
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Its looking that way Gemmill....
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Dont do what i've just done. Was using my predatory skills on Tinder a few months ago. Fell for this hot bitch. Mad in the head, good in the bed n all that. We've since split up but turns out she is now preggers... my life is now fucked. Dont be a fool, wrap your tool kids.
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Female work colleagues are there for fantasy..........
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Newcastle's Utter Fucking Cunts versus Swansea City AFC
Holden McGroin replied to trophyshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'd seriously just play Sissoko back there rather than those two. Our two weakest players out of position.... -
It clearly guarantees it .
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Newcastle's Utter Fucking Cunts versus Swansea City AFC
Holden McGroin replied to trophyshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
If Mbabu isnt fit then we are in trouble. Never thought I'd write those words. -
He'd probably get in the team at the moment.
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Newcastle's Utter Fucking Cunts versus Swansea City AFC
Holden McGroin replied to trophyshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
Apart from MBemba....