Holden McGroin

The wannabe stats man loses his composure when presented with solid facts.

53 goals in 50 apps for Bayern. He is shite. Apparently.

Just having a quick read up on Big Mitch. I’m not sure he has been a roaring success anywhere and he was head of recruitment at MK Dons when they signed Alan Smith. IMMEDIATE SACKING OFFENCE

How long have you been retired for? This literally happens in loads of work places. Human nature I’m afraid.

I’m sure he has tried to sort it out. He is probably waiting for Howe to have a bad run, so he has the easy way out and can sack him. Pervy Prick.

I’d bet my left nut that you’ve left a job because of a knob-end Boss.

Why do you think we failed in the transfer window? Big Mitch:

He may be ineloquent but however you look at it Mitchell has publicly completely distanced himself from taking any blame in this window. Thats a shitty move from him to cover his own arse.

Amanda was shown in the documentary asking if the Sela deal was fair as they didn't want to get in trouble. We probably should just have been a bunch a cunts like a load of other teams and played dirty.

We are all interpreting the comments / body language / communication the way we see it. No-one knows for certain unless you are ITK.

Aye, im sure what he meant was explained behind the scenes but I think he is just passing the buck because he did a shit job.

Teams seemed to have worked them out now. Just sit deep and hit them on the counter. If van de Ven is injured they are double fucked. Aussie Ardiles just plays one way and shrugs his shoulders “it’s who we are mate”. No answers.

At least he could play Guehi.

Eales is probably too busy replying to his DMs on sugardaddies.com to care about this.

yeah. They should speak frequently in my opinion. Talk about what’s going on within the club, strategies, tactics (which leads to player recruitment) etc etc.

Blowing £70m on a defender not as good as Schar doesn't seem like good value. A new RW would immediately improve our team. Anyway, we've done all this before.

Our league 1 right winger could do with an upgrade.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

3 goals conceded in 4 games. Seems pretty good to me.

yeah. I was thinking that myself and it’s a good option for Eddie to have. willock-Bruno-Tonali seems to have a good balance.

I suspect Eales spends most of his day on Xhamster with his office door locked. Grubby little salesman.

I’m not even sure it’s a control thing. My guess is that Mitchell has walked in with a big swinging cock and tried to stamp his shit on stuff that was progressing actually really well. Then he fucking failed to deliver himself and starts blaming everyone else.

Early days so far but, aye, spurs look like they’ve gone backwards as well.