geordieshandy

Took Mrs and Miss hips to see Shrek 3. What a load of absolute shite. I slept through most of it, it was that bad. You would have missed any good bits then. It's not his fault man. He'd had sex two days before and was still recovering. Nar, it was canny poor to be honest. Just rerunning the same old jokes. The wife told me the original team had left it and Dreamworks brought it another team to get some money from the franchise, should have left it.

That's one of the best pictures I've ever seen, I want it framed. It's only ok if you're being ironic though. I thought it was an actual photo, I haven't taken the cross-channel ferry in a while.

Oh aye, tis the dream alright.

Aye it's poor crack all told. Was fancying a couple of beers in the village but it seems that I have less cash than a monkey who's been mugged in the jungle.

1. The missus has gone out with her mates, so I'm home alone 2. Watching The Big Lebowski 3. Chawin on some Aldi doritos, they get better with time and beer 4. Three Stellas, half a bottle of white, half a bottle of red, two JDL 5. Pondering some DIY.

I should say so.

Bring two belts this summer and I'll make sure you get a wad of cash, some coke, and a big breasted hooker for one of them, so you may hopefully be able to keep you kegs in check.

Thanks for negotiating on my behalf, strictly speaking I was the seller, you were just the agent, didn't you think to offer a bung ? Well aware that you were the seller. I did offer a bong, but I thought the deal went through alright without the need for such underhand tactics.

You know there is another a quarantined thread stickied to discuss this shit to avoid the epidemic situation of it polluting other parts of the board. The Big Lebowski. Again.

Well it's a complex issue, although I did ask the buyer's missus to offer to suck the sellers cock. Although on that occasion she didn't play dice.

Keith Chegwin's Dirty Bottom

Agreed, whens it gonna end? I've heard that it might not, pretty much this sort of shit till September. It's St Swithin's day next Sunday is it not?

I'm more confused than that time someone wanted to buy a belt, and although I didn't own a belt, I managed to sell a belt, I didn't hold the rights to the belt but still got money for the belt. The thing is, who's going to end up with their trousers round their ankles this time?

It wants to stop pissing down so I can go home, I'm not running to the Haymarket, I don't run.

Bit of a nutter, which is always a good thing

Celtic are in the UK, you do realise that don't you?

Seems he was never sold to West Ham, still belongs to MSI, and has now moved on a two year loan to Man Utd. SSN as we speak (alledgedly)

The going is canny to be fair, just got a soaking coming back from the library and the photocopier sounds like it's forcing a small rat to copy everything down with pen and ink, but at least it's dinnertime. Ham and pease pudding sarnies. Bingo.

Always been tempted to give that one a go. It's awesome. But you should let the dice decide whether you read it or not.

Aye, today needs to go quickly and I think it probably will. Got some 14 year olds coming in later for an hour and a half, and whilst it might be torture, it should fill in the afternoon. Then a game of squash later and perhaps a couple of pints.

Country of the Blind - Christopher Brookmyre. As good as all his others.

Many Happy Returns of the Day

Just started a new game with Dijon in the French Second League. Had a canny run at the start of the season that saw us as high as third but the second half of the season we've been in freefall, hopefully try to achieve a top half finish although the boss man will be ok with that. Money has gone the way of the drain too, nee transfer funds for next year and half my first team are leaving on bosmans. Joy.

I'm going to Whitby, so avoid there.

It was without UK teams if you read it again. Good reason for not having Celtic in as well.