geordieshandy

He's nowhere near vocal enough on the pitch, and is hardly the type to lead by example. For my money Shearer wasn't that great a captain either, but at least he had those qualities.

I blame Matty, him buggering off to Greece whilst the rest of us have to deal with the shite weather here, and then trying to incite jealousy. In fact, I've a good mind to go round and give him a kicking, shouldn't be hard to find, only one in Consett with a tan.

Owen has never struck me as captain material.

he's not really anything tbh is he? A waste of space?

They also pay Alan Oliver a salary so what can you expect.

Twas in the Metro the other day about Facebook not allowing folk with the surname Gay to register.

I think I read that there is also a bit where he walks in on Blair sitting naked reading the Daily Mail.

I reckon Wigan might just pip them to the bottom spot this time.

Cheers, will do.

When's this on then? Might have to have a look.

It's a zone in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Birthday suit (me mother)

Don't know, I'm far too snobby I reckon you get what you pay for though. I tend to buy Italian suits from Moss Bros. It's canny friendly in there and you can get a nice suit for £200-300. Aye I think my last two were from slaters and were about £200 each. I went through a phase where I thought I was loaded or something and bought three Hugo Boss suits from CF for work , but they didn't really last that well. What a fucking moneywasting tit I am. Just need some new ones at the mo cos the ones I've got are looking a bit shabby. I just bought a Cerrutti one from there for £219 iirc. Really nice single-breasted grey one. They had an Ermenegildo Zegna one for about 300 snots too. From CF? Might have a look then if they've got a sale on or something. America is the best place for them cos it's $ for £. $400 for a Boss suit instead of £400 here. We don't half get our pants pulled down in this country. Some fitters will do that for no extra charge.

Just got a canny one from Greenwoods on Saturday, paid £99, plain black, two button job. But it actually feels nice to wear, compared to some you can get which are hellish. Plenty of places have got sales on at the moment as well.

1 - Shay GIVEN 2 - Stephen CARR 3 - 4 - David ROZEHNAL 5 - EMRE 6 - 7 - Joey BARTON 8 - Kieron DYER 9 - Obafemi MARTINS 10 - Michael OWEN 11 - Damien DUFF 12 13 - Steve HARPER 14 - Charles N'ZOGBIA 15 - Nolberto SOLANO 16 - James MILNER 17 - 18 - 19 - Albert LUQUE 20 - GEREMI 21 - 22 - Nicky BUTT 23 - Shola AMEOBI 24 - 25 - 26 - Peter RAMAGE 27 - Steven TAYLOR 28 - 29 - 30 - David EDGAR 31 - 32 - Paul HUNTINGTON 33 - Celestine BABAYARO 34 - Fraser FORSTER 35 - Matthew PATTISON 36 - Mark VIDUKA 37 - James TROISI 38 - 39 - Andy CARROLL 40 - Tim KRUL

He wasn't though, was he?

Fucking pissing myself

I thought it was quite canny to be honest.

For those who are a wee bit bored 74m to beat

It's going remarkably quickly to be honest. Not that it makes any difference.

Never been particularly impressed to be honest, and at that price I'm dubious to say the least.

That's alright if you do a fairly undemanding course, mine had us in every day at nine during fresher's week. Mind I think they've changed it round since then. We never had chance to do any of the day time shit, although we managed all the evening's "entertainment".

Happy birthday big man.