geordieshandy

He's probably about 6ft, not as tall as Shola, and not as big I don't think, but as you say he knows where the goal is. Still think Nugent is more likely/better option

Just so long as you keep your mobile where you can see it

Felating Frank Sinatra

I'm sure your text alerts will ensure you get a peaceful evening 188609[/snapback] There better not be too many at 25p a pop. 188624[/snapback] They'll all be sales too! 188626[/snapback] But think on, tuppence of that goes into the transfer kitty for January, when we'll be able to buy some more trees.

Rat's from a sinking ship? I'm not saying Milner looks like a rat by the way. More of a troll.

You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? 187092[/snapback] Believe me, the snakes the least of their worries 187094[/snapback] Heighten the wall to 12foot or knock it doon that will confuse them 187250[/snapback] an asp by the way is a metal extendable police baton with a cushioned rubber handle!!! 187764[/snapback] And you use that for what exactly??

The transfer window closes in time for the Simpsons, yay

Way to piss on his chips there gol

Yup.

Glenn's probably waiting outside the Riverside right now with the rest of the autograph hunters... 187676[/snapback] Awesome trick that would be. Glenn, actually no, make it Bond - don't want it to be too obvious - hands Woody a folded up piece of paper, "sign that mister", then unfolds it to show a contract probably worth far too much money.

You'll never get on to ask something as sensible as that, aren't these things just a bit of a jizzfest for Roeder "Ya deeing GREAT Glenn, we divint need any of those pooar players, only tha best for tha Tooooon" "Wooo Martins Wooo, loads a pace man"

How is it fucking obvious? He's been on his trail since the last game of last season, ffs, utter bullshit! And what the fuck does "doffed his cap" mean? You utter tit Oliver... 187652[/snapback] Sucked his cock?

I was GREAT at the 5-a-side and you know it! 187637[/snapback] Tackles like Ben Thatcher 187642[/snapback] He's the nicest lad you could wish to meet but when he's on the pitch, he's just an animal.

I was GREAT at the 5-a-side and you know it! 187637[/snapback] That was my point, really it was.

We backed out, so we can sign 2 strikers Fucking hell, looking forward to seeing the back of all these "signing someone in 2 days" quotes which Roeder has used over the last few weeks. 187625[/snapback] Nee fear of that, he'll be saying "signing someone in the next two hours, minutes, seconds", until the window shuts, trapping his little paw while he was fawning over Dirk Kuyt.

I would be happy if Roeder and Shepherd taught Luque this awesome disguised side-step trick they've mastered.

And that lad out Kasabian, tosses over Luque tbh. Then again so do I. Then again so does Gemmill

Hunty has gone to Plymouth on loan hasn't he?

It won't be good enuogh but it will be what we get

Roeder clearly hadn't made out a definitive shopping list, he wanted PL experience and we got Martins and the fact that he was still scouting Kuyt the day before he signed for Liverpool are two examples of why he clearly hasn't been prepared for this transfer window. 187230[/snapback] So FFS gets a free pass once again. Perhaps, just perhaps, Roeder's strategy (or lack of it) were down to "instructions from above" - like hang on Glenn we're skint (and how did that happen??). Owen getting crocked threw a total spanner in the works and absolutely would have altered the strategy (I use the term loosely) if not blown it completely out of the water. Give it a month and we'll (metaphoric "we"- I won't) be baying for Roeders blood 187246[/snapback] I'm not saying FS is blameless but Roeder hasn't appeared to be in any hurry over the summer to sign anyone. The majority of our shopping should have been done prior to pre-season starting, the WC was irrelevant IMO as a way of judging players' ability so Roeder should have had his list of top targets before the season even finished. 187263[/snapback] Probably didn't think he'd need bother because he didn't think he'd have the job.

He certainly knows where the goal is, but his attitude is, to say the least, dodgy. Needs to lose a stone but still seems to have a hellish quick turn and shot on him for being the size of a bull elephant

Canny player (thought that before the world cup too ), can do a job at RB and CB. Bit of a thug like. We were linked with him earlier in the summer weren't we? 187209[/snapback] Would play across the back, plays that aggresive thug role anywhere you want. I remember being linked last summer but not this time though I could well be wrong.

Liverpool seem to be in for Lucas Neill, I'm ashamed to say that I would actually be interested in getting him here.

Woody to....

Passed on Muse like, having just seen the Fratellis we fancied something a bit more, well upbeat, (not quite the right word but something) so went to the Raconteurs but got distracted by Reel Big Fish, and had the best time, just spunkaliscious. Heard a bit of the Raconteurs, my mate said they were really good once he got in to the middle, and my other mate really enjoyed Muse but I having heard them I wouldn't have missed the Fratellis and RBF for the world.