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As opposed to the shitty mess I was dealing with in the pj's

But more to the point, was it on purpose?

Straight to the wheelie bin I would have thought, divin't particularly want to have another shitty mess in me shower.

When correct course of action would be what exactly? Stay wearing them? Roll around a little? Like a pig in shit perhaps?

That is a bloody stunning effort that like.

Whilst still wearing their jumpers probably.

You don't know that's what he said. He could have said "you deserved all you got out there" or "Ha, I was the one who started the booing" or "Fancy a three way with this Scandanavian chick I just picked up".

Games played - sub appearances in brackets - goals Man City strikers... Samaras 9(5) 3 Corradi 12(4) 2 Vassell 7(4) 1 Dickov 7(7) 0 Super Sibierski 9(6) 6 Shits all ower them then

Has anyone mentioned they've got the date wrong as well?

Watched "Very Bad Things" on Sunday night, canny good but fairly gruesome.

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. I dunno mate, most of the accountancy do's I've been to have been fairly tame affairs. Not boring or owt (after all, I was there ) but not a lot of shenanigans. Apart from that one time when this Scottish slut called Debbie with biiiiiig wabs decided to straddle one of the partners laps at the Christmas do, and do some grinding on him, and drape her impressive cleavage in his face. She might have got away with it if he hadn't been sat right next to his astonished wife. You see, this is why I am going to be an accountant.

Got two copies when it first came out, one for the bog, one to give to me brother for his christmas box.

I'd say a goal scorer is the priority. At the back we aren't brilliant but aren't conceeding that many. A big problem is that if teams see that we are toothless in attack, which we have been so far, then they will throw more caution to the wind and subject our defence to more pressure safe in the knowledge that we won't hit them on the counter. A definite goal threat would put opposing defences on the back foot and thus make the entire team drop a bit, relieving pressure on our defence.

Gascoigne for me, probably followed by Waddle and Beardsley

I think he needs to talk to Frank.

Agree but I'd like to see the same back four as the weekend working together again, even better workout if there's kids in front and they're under the cosh. Absolutely, need to keep the back five together to build up a bit of understanding and teamwork.

I feel a little bit sick to be honest. Hyem time I reckon, then swift pint and a martini (shaken, not stirred).

Have I missed it?

If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema. Ah but he didn't. It was a group order. Keep up, Sandra! Never touch another man's naan. There's a lesson there for us all.

If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema.

Hot dogs? Hamburgers? A fucking sandwich for Pete's sake.

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her. What are you going to see SLP? 3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti.

Ower late again