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I'll be stopping for one on Saturday.

Plus it's bollocks. Just an ankle knack.

Buy Ern(nie Wise) Munich

* The pig isnt hungry - Fulham * A round place where ships dock Portsmouth Purchase a German City for Mr Wise Bayern Munich

Your lass still at school!! Pervo. Jealous.

Being dragged to wor lasses Christmas school ball tonight, but driving. Tomorrow's me brother's wedding.

Happy Birthday big man

Don't knock it. Evidently it stops Berb from posting jokes all day. They're the highlight of my day, nay the highlight of my whole life.

Athol came out and said it wasn't an option for Sven.

Sacked

Absolute hero, and should still be doing it for us. Loved it here and never wanted to leave. Legend.

Fucking Hell! Enjoy it marra! I'll buy you a shandy if you're lucky. Mind, I don't come cheap.

Shitting himself?

Heavens to Merkatroid

This bad boy Tickle me elmo

Gannin oot for wor lasses birthday tomorrow whey her birthday's on Sunday but we'll be out on the pop by dinner time tomorrow, Blackfriars for tea then another evening of drinking. Her and her mam are going to the Metro in the morning as well, fools. It's not even as if they've got an Christmas shopping still to do, they've bought the entire place.

I am fucking raging this morning like. I mean me car's not all that but it's the fucking cheek and the bloody hassle of it all. Just had the bastarding thing serviced yesterday and had new pads fitted and she was sweet and running nicely for the first time in about three months and this happens.

I'll see your precious mug and raise you a bastarding wing mirror, kicked off me car by some absolute scum of the earth ball sack last night. BASTARDS. Second time this fucking year. Plus had a key ran done the side of it and wor lasses car and had the wheel cover theived off wor lasses car. ABSOLUTE TWATS.

Sort your sig out Foxy. And I heard that Vista has something like 10 options for when you want to shut down etc.

That's my prefered position as well. Plus is a shorter walk back to the pub.

Obviously Harper has a lot more time on his hands than most but it would be a canny idea for more professionals to do a bit of refereeing, to see what's it like on the other side of the fence. We might get a bit more respect for the officials.

Is it the fresh ones they're after or the ones that have been frozen by being left out too long?

Damn and I was wanting to emigrate to Fiji and start a sheep farm.

But what if you were really really really cold?

confused.com ????? yours or TL's ??? TL, I'd only ever shit meself on purpose.