geordieshandy

I use a big target man and a fast striker alongside. Target man flicks on, fast guy runs on bangs in. Works a treat in the lower leagues.

And Fish, are you playing in midfield there?

Just won the Scottish 2nd Division with East Fife and about to start the European Championships with England. Why the FA chose a manager from the second division in Scotland to manage the national team I don't know, but we blitzed qualifying.

We'd better prepare to bend over and part those bum cheeks then in readiness.

honestly, i hate them, they mean nowt to me and nowt to england, this post stevie shouldnt even be up You can't both hate them and say they mean nothing to you. To have a hatred for something automatically makes it mean something to you.

Two Hours of Geordieshandy in Just Two Calories.

The Clash - White Man In Hammersmith Palais

Haven't heard it in ages, oldie but a goodie

He could do the former and still not fulfil the latter the way he's been playing. get rid also Dyer, Luque, Carr, baba, That's one of your better ones.

Canny funny like, not the best but quite good all the same. Couldn't stop laughing at Cartman laughing at the little man then fighting him, class.

From this week's editorial in True Faith.

you missed an important word - I've put it in brackets for you. Without mentioning the debts that Chelsea and Liverpools new owners inherited, and manures now have, and Arsenals also now have. Hey - but keep making things up Tell you what mate, you may use Spurs as your yardstick, which is a bit odd anyway, but I wouldn't swap our club for theirs, or their last decade for ours, would you ? As per usual Leazes you're twisting things in your own childish way, you add a word to my post so that you can argue about it even though you put it there. I'll try and explain it to you so you don't get to confused. Arsenal and Spurs have better squads than us, they've built these squads without having to go into debt to do so (ie not borrowing to fund player transfers, understand?) they've done it by using a DOF to spot bargain players and help set up a top class scouting network, I think we should do the same. It isn't hard to get your head around. You speak about Chelsea having debt when Abramovich took over but they did exactly the same as us, borrowed money to fund player transfers, it came out after that if Abramovich hadn't bought the club when he did they would have gone into administration. did you think Ken Bates was a good chairman? As usual, you whinge on about a few clubs that have done better than us. That is all. A few clubs, not dozens, or more, a few. Everybody wants to match these clubs. We have came closer than most. We all want to match them. In your naive desperation to match them, you make things up and overstate the "failure" of your own club, which the vast majority of other fans would like to have matched, and completely fail to grasp that you actually support a good club, one of the best, such is the modern NUFC fan - like you - who whinge on like bairns that qualifying for europe and buying major England players is "shit". You should give yourself a good shake mate - and some of your chums - and understand this. Sadly, it will take a shit board to come in and make you realise just what complete rubbish you have been spouting. As usual, some people on here will understand, but I don't expect the idiots on here to understand, nor the KK bandwagon jumpers. I'm not interested in comparing us to Spurs and their fcuking "planning" BTW, give me Alex Ferguson or Arsene Wenger as manager instead anyday. I want to bring issue with this comment that you consistently bring up Leazes. Now, I have to say I agree with a fair amount of what you say, that consistent qualifying for European competition is a indictation of the club doing fairly well, and that changing things won't necessarily bring about success, but as for using the purchasing of "major" England internationals as some sort of gauge of success is wide of the mark. Firstly, considering the national teams recent performances in the finals of major competitions that signing these useless feckers wouldn't seem to be the most successful of strategies. Secondly, and most importantly, is that these players usually bear ridiculously high price tags, way way out of proportion with their actual ability. They also usually carry delusions of their own abilities, built up by this nations media. Personally I'd prefer to see the signing of lesser known talented individuals that have been scouted and identified to improve the squads ability, for example N'Zogbia, Krul. Admittedly we can't just sign young players, we do need experience, but it is possible to create an effective side from lesser known players, and some would argue you'd have a better team because of it.

Had you in my pocket all game last year, this won't be a problem.

Didn't Chelsea just win the League Cup?

25th I reckon as I'm going to see Kubichek! on the 17th and with it being St Paddy's and everything I will not be in any fit state whatsoever to play footy. Are you Irish ??? No but seeing as I'd have had a canny few before the gig no doubt I shall be out afterwards as well regarding if it was St Paddy's or not, just St Paddy's being even more of an excuse to go out and get tanked up. Just admit it's because you're going to running after your mum, getting her cups of tea and doing the ironning. ALL DAY.

^^ It's likely to be at Eldon Leisure, unless someone comes up with a more convienent location.

If the stickied thread is dealing with the summer football/piss up can this be dedicated to those who fancy a regular Sunday game. I think this is the list so far: SLP Papa Laz geordieshandy peasepud Jonny2J Hatful of Hollow Smogger Magma So could do with a couple more. Anyone? When would everyone fancy starting this up - 18th or 25th of this month?

stomach stapling is drastic and aren't there ways around it? liquidising the food for example? I'd charge her husband with neglect and I'd have a hardline diet enforced by... oh lets say... the Marines. How exactly would that get around stomach stapling? Or am I missing something about the procedure. Personally I'm in the Patrokles camp. Though I wouldn't use my man muck.

Normally super fatties wear nappies and need help to wipe their arse. Do they get to wear a cape as well?

I reckon we'll get rolled over tonight, possibly in the style of the Birmingham defeat. I really think this lot will want it a lot more and I don't trust Roeder to make the right decisions now that he's actually got some players to choose from. I don't think he knows what style he wants the team to play in and I'm certain he doesn't know what combination of players will be effective. 1-3.

Or just an hour on two courts, no rest, NO MERCY

We could have a trophy making contest. I'm thinking this is maybe one for the girls. In fact that's it decided. All the lasses on the board have to design and build a trophy (it has to be board-related), and the winner will be presented on the day. Hop to it beeatches! Re getting it for two hours - what would we do, have a round robin mini-league thing. The accountant has just tried to work out how many games that would involve and had to stop cos his brain was hurting. For four teams, six games.

The Wall Pushers

Good call.

am I being wooshed? the woman up the duff was in the car he hit... Yep, his passenger was a young lad, in the words of Wacky, his toyboy.