geordieshandy

"...watch a horse fucking a chicken if you like. You don't think the inventors of Google watched fucking Trumpton do you?" Class.

Aye Martha's is a total piss take, usual like a graveyard as well. I've had about one good night when I've been in there and that was because the bar manager (whom my mate knew) was feeding us free beer and we were testing cocktails for them. Next time we were in, the bar manager had left (sacked) and the round cost about thirty notes. I nearly cried.

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I think a lot will depend on the performance and result against Blackburn as to how the crowd react. A win and a canny performance will placate a good deal of folk and there'll be a canny reception. If it's the usual bollocks then I can only imagine a sound booing and rightly so.

Yes, yes they were. As were the Monkeys. Rather splendid all in all. I now have a very sore head.

Supposedly could Emanuelson from Ajax, attacking left back. And alledgedly this Nancy Pape Diakhate.

I wouldn't touch Shepherd's pie with yours, mate.

Tiring.

They've all gone in

They should each place 200 quid into a savings account/ISA now and the winner should take the lot in ten years.

Him and Stephen "form of his life" Carr forming an awesome partnership, in the eyes of one person and one person only. Pity it's the only one that matters.

Broken as in in separate pieces?

I used to live just round the corner from there, some folk said it was a bit rough, never saw any bother meself.

What attitude? Not living in Newcastle, not attending games, and blatently putting country before club. He lives at Gallowhill near Whalton. Only about twenty five minutes or so out of town. Closer than Shepherd, the Chief Exec and a few others.

I think it was mentioned in The People, although that might have been copied/ripped/adjusted from this as I'm sure the lad who told me said it would be a straight swap.

Personally I think the England side should be picked on form for club and country, I fail to see how Owen should get in the side without having played a game. That he probably will, is down to how rubbish the lads who have got in the side recently have performed, and how McClaren would prefer to pick his favourites rather than the best on form strikers the country has. Actually has McClaren said anything on the subject yet or not?

Found out now. The Little Flames AND Gas Club. Perhaps Patrokles could inform me as to whether these are any good or not?

Aye, very Sounesstastic that quote. A bunch of cloggers will only get you so far. Look at Watford.

Any idea who's supporting tonight?

Although not quite as gay as South Park's take on it.

It might work but certainly not with his long ball from the goalkeeper tactics. We'll need at least one player who can play a defense splitting pass.

Tap in for that lad.

I'll take a vid feed if anyone knows one.

Mustn't think Dyer and Sibierski are fit enough. Watch out for some huge high balls up to the static midgets up front.

Still two defenders on the bench is a bit much really. Unless he's really concerned about the fitness of one of his defenders. All the panel on Soccer Saturday going for a home win.