geordieshandy

Through the Dragon's Eye anyone?

Dress the toilet??

I remember the first time I saw someone wearing one of those. It was in Fitzgeralds on Grey St, I thought it was a geet fancy hearing aid or some such, then I saw him talking into it and just thought he was a complete loon.

The sounds of silence. The office is dead today, might crack the tunes on.

Or just take up smoking to give yourself an excuse.

ya can't have everything ya nah, you got the brains, I got the looks Let's make lots of money?

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I've pulled worse to be honest.

Have to say it's also good to be able to create as much frothy head either in the urinal or toilet as possible. I pride my work on amount of bubbles. With the trough type however it's all about height, washing the back wall or chasing tab ends down the trough. Crossing swords is also an option.

Paint. Lots and lots of paint.

I'm all for making as loud as noise as possible, especially in other people's houses.

A day of tortuous research and tutoring followed by an evening of culture and sophistication beckons.

I'd just like to hold her hand.

Arteta is a big reason why Everton have done as well as they have like. Really came into his own this season. As for Essien, I agree with Alex, awesome player, but suffered from Mourinho not having any centrehalves or not trusting the ones he had.

He had a bad injury. And I think he's out of contract. Fair enough, you can understand my concern though He's always looked a canny enough player when I've seen him like. Physical presence too. He'd need someone to play alongside hin though. Aye he's not going to be able to fill all eleven positions on his own. It just wouldn't be fair.

He's a right sulky arse on the pitch as well at times. I'd leave him well alone.

It will definitely either be Given or someone else. I would hope he make Butt his captain, even if Parker stays. Oh Captain, my Captain and all that gayness.

You can see why he lost his rag like.

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Bloody hell, I nearly had a nose bleed watching that.

Thought it had already been confirmed that he was going to PSV this summer on a season loan?

Supposedly him and his peeps are playing what used to be M2 in Morpeth once a month.

Tonight I will be seeing The Disagreeables, some German band and another band from doon sooth, at the Windmill in Blyth.

I know that. It was a general comment though. I stopped buying the Guardian (used to get it on a Saturday from time-to-time) because their football coverage was a piss-take. Unintentionally though. Sorry, it seemed some had missed the point of the piece which was intended as tongue-in-cheek.

To be fair that is from The Fiver which is just a piss take.